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Ohhhsup?

Mystery — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:23:26 GMT

Ohhhsup?

Hey crew! What's up with everyone? It's been a few months. Mystery has been busy all summer, writing and taking photographs and meeting young ladies from all over the world.

In the last little while I've discovered a website which is great for interacting with other people. Ok, interacting with girls but, hey, isn't that the point in life?

Stickam.com is a site where you can watch other people's webcams and chat with them. Anyone can watch but only members can actually chat with the people on the webcams.

For the most part, it's a teen site but there are adults there too. If you are a teen, stop by and see who's online. You'll get to learn about American styles and language and have some fun, too.

Not all of the action there happens in the people's chat boxes. There are open chat rooms where anyone can turn on their cam and chat with other people. If your English isn't that good, you might want to just watch and learn. Many of the people in the rooms are very rude and afraid of anyone who is a bit different. But you'll soon find that out if you stop by.

For the guys, there are some GREAT looking chicks who love to show off on their webcams. This is not an adult site but where else do you get to watch young ladies in their bedrooms doing whatever young ladies do. It's kind of cool, actually.

Take care y'all!

Oh, I got a message today from a gay guy who said, "You look gay." Well, I'm not but if I look gay, then what the heck! I have many gay friends, both men and women, and I feel that it's all good, whatever you are.

Different things

Mystery — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:04:27 GMT

Different things

What's been happening in Mystery's life? Quite a bit, actually. In the last little while I've met two Chinese girls who think they are lesbians, although both of them like to see Mystery on his webcam. I've helped a couple of girls with problems about their sex lives. Both girls were completely ignorant of anything to do with sex, one was getting married and one was just starting to wonder about dating a guy. Both women are in their twenties, I might add.

Mystery has also rekindled a relationship with a Japanese woman. Do you remember her? I described her as having had sex with between 50 and 75 guys but I explained that, on the outside, she was very shy and conservative. Recently, perhaps because she missed Mystery and his affection, this woman opened up in a big way.

She had said that she wanted to see me so I turned on my webcam. There she was in a black, short lingerie nightgown. Oh my god! I was stunned. Over the next hour and a half we shared many things with each other and I saw things that I had no idea that I would ever see. She is a beautiful women, that is for sure. Mystery is glad he kept in touch with her, in spite of the pain she caused him. and is happy that she has come out of her shell. This may have been a one-time thing but it was a heck of a one -time thing for sure!

Other than that, Mystery has been busy writing his blog on another site and enjoying the summer. What have you been up to? Share your stories with me and we can learn together. As always, anything you say will be kept strictly confidential. Mystery does not share anything with anyone. Maybe the stories but not the names. OK?

Another week, two friends lost

Mystery — Sat, 16 May 2009 19:27:48 GMT

Another week, two friends lost

This has been a strange week for Mystery. He's lost a couple of good friends this week, unfortunately. There are always more fish in the sea but these two friends will be missed.

Remember that wild friend I told you about? The one who went to sex clubs and had already fucked about 50 guys in her 18 or 19 short years? Well, she had told me once that she always used condoms when she was having sex with all of those dudes. This week, she tells me that she doesn't always use a condom and that she actually prefers not to use one. I was stunned! Imagine all of the STDs that she could get! I imagine she is already on her way to being HIV positive, if not soon on her way to AIDS. I stopped chatting with her after she said, "I know what I'm doing!" Well, she doesn't know what she is doing to be quite honest. She is fucking guys who are fucking many other girls, even in sex clubs. It is obvious to me and to anyone who had any common sense at all that she is literally playing Russian Roulette. Her time will come, as they say. Her days are numbered. This is really sad because she is a sweet girl. She really is.

The second friend I lost is in Taiwan. We'd been chatting for a while and getting more and more into life and sex and all the pleasant things that are fun to chat about. She'd seen me on my webcam and seemed to enjoy it but at the end she chickened out. She decided that having some fun online wasn't what she wanted, that it might ruin her perception of real life. My perception is that both are fun but the online life can be just as much fun, and safer, than the real life sometimes. I was sad to see this one end too, since we had been having a very interesting and educational time. I wish her good luck in the future!

Well, you lose two and gain about five so it's not too bad. I have new friends in different countries to replace the two wonderful friends that I lost so it's not all bad in my life right now.

If you have questions that need answers, please send me a message. All messages are kept very private, trust me on that.

it's time for a change!

Mystery — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:14:38 GMT

it's time for a change!

i haven't been here much lately. I think that people are still reading my old blogs but I haven't written any new entries lately. I guess I've been too busy with my friends or something. Starting now, I'll try and get back into things here on Ebaby. Maybe I have lost some readers but maybe I can get some new readers too!

No new topics seem to come to mind. I've recently met some young ladies who I have a lot of fun with now and then. University seems to get in the way of fun but during the Chinese Spring Festival I did meet a lovely young lady who was not shy about showing me different things on her webcam! Of course, I showed her some things too so, all in all, it was a great time for me. She has since gone back to university and her time is extremely limited now. I miss her!

I hope everyone has a great May Day weekend. We don't celebrate it here but in China it's a big deal.

Here's an open invitation to any young ladies who want to add me to their msn, my profile there is :

mystery.man88@live.com

I can help with English too, so don't be shy. I'm certainly not shy! See ya!

My crazy friend

Mystery — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:06:18 GMT

My crazy friend

Recently, a wild friend of mine described something she did in a swinger's club that amazed me. I'll tell you the story and you will see how wild this girl is. She's around 20, by the way, and is a knockout| Very pretty, wonderful breasts, and a good fun personality.

She has been seeing this married man for a while now. Just for sex and fun, she says, nothing serious. He sounds like a wild man too because he took my friend to a swinger's club. This is a club that only allows couples in, married or not but you have to be a couple. People are polite, I assume, because two guys asked if they could fuck my friend. The man she was with said yes so the three of them proceeded to make love on a large sofa in front of the whole crowd of people. Some men masturbated while they watched, including the man who took my friend into the club. She described it as one of the most exciting things she has ever done. Both men took turns with her and then they both fucked her, one in the front and one in the back. Other men watched and masturbated and then shot all over her when they came.

Later, this girl did a striptease with two other women on a stage while the whole club watched. Again, my friend said she just loved it!

Kind of wild right? I'm sure most people, including me, would not have the nerve to do what this girl does but she seems quite at home with it. You would never know that she has a life like this if you talk to her. She is just a normal girl. But she leads a very abnormal life!

What you see is what you get!

Mystery — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:14:36 GMT

What you see is what you get!

Greetings fellow fun-type people! I've been away for a while, occupied with things like web design and hosting sites, etc. I've also been spending a lot of time with a young lady. This person is fun, interesting, sexy, smart and daring! Everything you would want in a girl, right? Well, maybe or maybe not.

Mystery's problem is that he tends to get too close to some of the people he dallies with. The last girl, the one who is with the married guy now, was not one he got too close too. But this latest one, unfortunately, seems to be one that he has to stay away from now for his own safety. I'll explain why.

Girls, if you are going to meet a guy for the first time and you want him to have a good impression of you here are two things you shouldn't do :

1. Don't go to his place.

2. Don't fuck him.

Simple concepts but difficult for some people to understand. One of my friends fucked a guy the first time she met him. Now that will certainly give him a certain message, right? :) And my new friend, now ex-friend, went to a guy's apartment, a guy that she had just met. That gives the guy the same message, right?

Mystery is all for fun and wild (but safe) times. Going to a guy's place the first time you meet isn't one of those *safe* times. First of all it tells the guy that you are easy to lead into a situation. Second of all it tells the guy that you are accepting that you will be alone with him. Now being alone with a guy is not bad, but being alone with a guy you just met, well that is bad news. You know nothing about him. You are sending him a message that it's ok to do what he wants to do, and no one will say anything about it. Why? Well, because you are alone with him. Right? That is the big message that you have pasted on your forehead. It almost, but not quite, says "Fuck Me!"

Mystery had been chatting with this young lady for a few weeks. Over time, they became close friends. They had shared moments of fun, of laughter and a few other personal things. Even though I was here and she was there, in my opinion we had become pretty good friends. She had recently broken up with a guy she hadn't been happy with and I thought she was going to try to be single for a while. That made it fine for me to chat and spend time with her. Alas! It was not to be. She met this guy today and spent a good amount of time with him and, of course, went up to his apartment. I guess she could have just sent him a telegram saying, "I'm Easy!".

Why would I duck out of the friendship if it was just a friendship? Well, it's hard to be kind of slightly involved with someone who you spend a lot of time with, someone who says nice things to you and that you have a lot of fun with when she is involved with another guy. To top if off, she kept telling me that all this guy said to her was, "You are so hot!" as if that was all that was said. So, I realized that this girl just needed someone to say how hot she was and someone who was there to probably fuck and have a hot and heavy time with. So, I will start out again with a fresh mind and a fresh new bod! Yeah, I'm getting back in shape. You will notice the difference I'm sure. :)

Ah, the life of an adviser!

Mystery — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:16:55 GMT

Ah, the life of an adviser!

Mystery has the enviable position of being an adviser to some pretty nice people. One of his new friends, a beautiful and very sexy young woman, is very interested in my blog topics. Indeed, she is very interested in trying some of the things out that I mention in my blogs!

I don't think a day goes by that I don't advise someone about life or sex, very often both in the same conversation. Mystery has a lot of experience in both areas, sex and life, so I can pretty much help anyone with any non-medical problem, and probably some medical problems too.

Lately I have been busy advising a few girls on their roles as toys for their current or ex-boyfriends. Two or three of my closest friends are working their way out of relationships while two or three of my other closest friends are working their way into relationships. All of these women, all of them beautiful and warm and incredibly sensitive, look to me for advice and solace. Believe me, I am happy to provide this free service for them.

If guys only knew what women think and talk about with me, they would step back and take a page out of my book. But they don't. Most men are so sure that they are right that they never even think of apologizing. Most men wouldn't listen to a woman's problem if they were paid! But you know, if more men would take the time to listen and learn about women, their lives would be infinitely better and they would be all-round better human beings. It doesn't take much to stop thinking of yourself and, even for a short time, think of someone else.

Finally, I don't do everything right, it seems. I advised you all about a situation that was developing for a good friend of mine who was getting involved with a married man. Remember that? Well, since I haven't heard from her lately, I can only assume that she is going ahead with her plan and diving in with both feet. Good luck to her! I made the mistake of actually saying something nice to her and she took it the wrong way. I guess she thought I was trying to woo her or something but that was the farthest thing from my mind. So, and I'll make a mental note here, don't say too many nice things about a person you are trying to help. Just be casual and don't get too close.

Over and out here but if you have questions about life or sex or bodies or boyfriend/girlfriend kind of things, let me know. I'm always here to help and your information is always private with me.

Men and marriage and truth and lies

Mystery — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:30:44 GMT

Men and marriage and truth and lies

A friend of mine is about to make a big mistake I think. She's in her 20's and a knockout by any criteria you can imagine. Intelligent, passionate and a ton of fun, she is about to make a life changing mistake. Let me explain.

My friend is single but doesn't want to be. However, she is what I would call a typical modern woman. She does not like the men in her own country! What's a woman to do? Simple! She looked around and found an eligible man. Easy right? WRONG!

The dude is married. He is a client, soon to be her manager and he has a son. Oh, and he lives at the other end of the ocean from her.

She recently told me that he told her he was in a bad marriage, that it had been bad even before he met her and he was around just to stick with his son. He doesn't want to lose his son in whatever happens. Does this sound familiar? How many of you have heard this same story before? Raise your hands!

Men think with their dicks, not with their brains. Men will promise a woman the world until they get what they want and then, oh sorry! Something came up. I can't get a divorce after all! I can't leave my son. My wife said we can do it soon. Give me a year! (But in the meantime sleep with me, ok? Love me, ok? I will really get a divorce, I promise!)

How can I tell her? Well this is one way, I guess. She will read this and then not talk to me forever but that is worth it. I would rather be the one to tell her than the dude in ten years when she is too old to have kids and settle down. He says that he wants to spend his life with her. I say, how does he know? He travels a lot. I wonder if he has women in every port? Anyway, at this point I would say COOL IT! Settle down and forget your dreams for a moment. The guy is married! Once he gets his damn divorce then see what happens. Until then, keep your legs together and see what happens. I can guarantee that if she locks the door on him, then he will go somewhere else. He was promised a job, the chance at a new career. In other words he is pushing the right buttons.

I love this person like a sister, like a daughter, like the beautiful person she is. I hate to bust her balloon but better me than him. I don't want to pick up the pieces of her after the inevitable happens.

If I am wrong, then I will shout it in three foreign languages from somewhere high, not sure where. But I guarantee I am not wrong.

Hey, if you have problems in life, in love, in sex, send me a message. I'll see what I can do to help!

An affair of the heart

Mystery — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:50:22 GMT

An affair of the heart

Mystery had a rough time over the last little while. You see he had fallen in love with one of his online contacts, someone who was on the other side of the world. While she was older than most of his online friends, she was soft and gentle and, I thought, pure. Turns out she was VERY experienced with men and still wanted as much action as she could get.

In her relatively short life, she is in her mid-30's this soft-spoken, artistic woman has had about 100 lovers. Yes, the is a one followed by TWO zeros. Part of the fun of the relationship was hearing about these lovers, and how they had sex with her. I would normally say 'make love' instead of 'having sex' but in this case it was just sex. Man after man after man taking her to a hotel or a motel, taking off her clothes and having sex with her. She described their cocks, their techniques, whether they used a condom or not (and you should always use a condom!!!), all these things she described in great detail.

What broke us up finally? Well, when I started to really care about her, she was telling me about a man she had met online. She told me that she had met him three times and had sex with him twice. Once she had met him with her best friend. Of course, silly me, I thought she had met him with her friend first and then he had come back and had sex with her the other times. No! That was not the way it was. She had met him online, and he had come to her town. Within an HOUR of meeting him in real life for the FIRST time, she was in a hotel with him and they were kissing. Actually it was about 40 minutes. When I found this out I was totally disgusted. Here was a woman that I loved in bed with another man within minutes of meeting him!

Mystery is all about fun and sex and good times but he has some limits about what is 'normal' and what isn't. Meeting a man online and fucking him within minutes of meeting him for the first time is NOT normal. One, it is dangerous and two, it is dangerous! As soon as I found out that part of it, I told her that if I had known that I wouldn't have fallen in lover with her. Sorry! It hurts I know but that's the way it is, sweetie. I left her then, kept up a bit of contact until now but it's over completely at this point. I was totally disgusted with her.

Over the next two years she will go back to fucking her husband, she tells me, because she is trying to get pregnant. She had been pregnant once before but, given all the sex she has had in her life with men who didn't use condoms, I would say the chances of her getting pregnant again are slim. It's not a good thing anyway, I don't think. Would she be a good mom? If she can meet a man and fuck him so quickly after the first meeting, would she be any kind of good mother at all? Well, the jury is still out on that one.

There is no moral to this story. I wanted my readers to know why I hadn't been online recently. Well, now you know!

Curious about Japanese women and customs

Mystery — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:54:52 GMT

Curious about Japanese women and customs

Lately, I've been wondering about Japanese women and some of the customs in that country. This is an open invitation to any Japanese woman who has has some experience with men in Japan to send me a message. I'd like to start a dialog with someone about some of the customs and traditions in Japan. Don't be shy, I will keep your identity private and not mention you anywhere on Ebaby or anywhere else.

My questions have to do with the roles and rights of women in Japan, specifically in relationships with men. I know a Japanese woman now who insists that men are dominant in that culture and that women are obligated to please them. I really can't believe that this is true so I'd like to substantiate it. Thanks!

Interesting stories

Mystery — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:57:42 GMT

Interesting stories

Well, this week I have had messages from a couple of young ladies who are more than willing to share tales of their sexual adventures. Both are young, I won't say how young but they are old enough to tell the stories and just old enough to actually be doing the things they do.

One of them, a very exciting young lady, tells me she has had 21 lovers in her short life. It seems she has been sexually active since her mid-teens. She has incredible tales of one night stands, sex with older men, variations on positions ... I swear she could write a sex manual! I do worry about her health, seeing as she does have one form of sex without the men wearing a condom, but so far she has been lucky. She also described a fantasy of having sex with a black man. I'm sharing this because I'm interested in hearing from you about your adventures. Make sure they are true, though. I have a talent for sniffing out fakes!

My second new friend has an interesting point of view on sex. She tells me that, because of complicated issues, an orgasm is the only thing she enjoys in life. Due to the same complicated issues, this young woman decided a while ago to just enjoy life. This included being totally free about sex and, to me anyway, it seems to have worked for her. She now has the freedom to do what she wants and many memories that will be with her forever. Her decision to just enjoy life has set her free. I admire her for many things, not the least of which is her ability to write incredible, but true, stories. Lastly, she has an incredible sense of irony and how things fit in with everything else. Certainly, she is wise beyond her years.

Keep sending me messages, keep telling me stories and keep reading my blogs. If you like what you read, comment on it. If you don't like what you read, comment on it too. If you are too shy to post a comment, then send me a message. Everything you say will be strictly confidential. Guaranteed.

The lonliness of a sex therapist!

Mystery — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:48:09 GMT

The lonliness of a sex therapist!

It's strange having a blog that is being read by hundreds of people but never hearing anything from anyone about it. I get the odd message, don't get me wrong but it would be nice if someone would actually step up and say, "Hey MM! Thanks for the tips!" I guess it won't happen but it's nice to dream, isn't it?\

I have one very nice fan who keeps me honest with straightforward comments on my blogs. She would rather see more details, it seems so my next few blogs will be quite graphic. I haven't chosen a topic yet but I will soon.

Doesn't anyone have any questions? Doesn't anyone need any advice? Let me know if you do. Your identity will always be private. OK?

For women only - how to do it!

Mystery — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:32:10 GMT

For women only - how to do it!

My last blog had to do with female masturbation but I don't
think it was clear enough. Several women have asked me for more details on how to actually 'do it'! So here goes, a guy telling women how to masturbate. Strange huh? Not really. I've been with quite afew women and I had talked with many of them on how to get their own satisfaction. I've also described fantasies but that is for a later blog.

First of all, I think you have to be in the mood. You have to be
relaxed a bit, comfortable with your privacy and more than a
little horny. Maybe you've been thinking about the guy in the
next office or maybe you've just seen a hot guy by the pool. You know when you are in the mood much better than I do,

Some women find 'toys' better than their hands. Some women like the fact that their fingers can find the spots on their vagina
that a man can't, either with his cock or with his tongue. Some
women like to do it in front of a mirror so they can see their
pussy and check out the action. You are all different so try one
thing or another until you find something you like.
Touching first, but this doesn't mean that you should dive right
in and start to rub your clitoris. Maybe check out your body in
a mirror first. It's been shown that the more comfortable we are
with our body, then the more self-confidence we have. Strut
around, check out your ass, size up your breasts. Do you need a trim? Is your pubic hair too thick? Shaving your pussy is a good way to get the juices flowing since you will be touching all
around your sensitive lips.

Your nipples are probably quite sensitive too. Rub them a bit.
Twist them gently between your fingertips. Once you get used to
touching them, move your hands around your body a bit. Trust me, there is nothing wrong in any of this. There is no reason to
feel guilty at all. Masturbation is better than running off to have sex with a complete stranger, isn't it? If you get horny
enough, you never know how stressed you might get so loosen up and take a shot at masturbation.

Ok, where were we? Oh yeah, the nipples. I'm sure you could
possibly manage to masturbate standing up but I think lying in
your bed is better. Or in the bathtub. Hot water always makes my cock stand up so maybe a hot bath is just what you need to get started. Remember your clitoris? See if you can find it now. It's at the very top of your pussy lips, in a little covered home. (If you don't have a clit, it means you are likely from Africa or the Middle East and we'll have to use another technique which I will describe later.) You'll know you have found your clit when you feel strong sensations around your vagina. Start to rub it a
bit, maybe moisten your finger in your pussy juices. Use the tip
of your finger, the part your fingerprint is on. Around and
around or up and down, it doesn't matter. Pretty soon you'll get
into a rhythm and your good times will start to get better. You
can't rub too much, ok? If you get sore a bit, you need some
lubrication so wet your finger with the moisture from your
pussy. KY jelly is good too if you are older and bit drier.

If you are a virgin, there isn't much more than this that you
can do. If you are in a culture where you have to be a virgin
when you get married, this is about as far as you can safely go.
Just rub and rub until you feel like you're going to burst with
pleasure then rub just a bit longer. Once you achieve an orgasm, you will know. There will be no doubt. Every sensation you have will be centered on your clit and your pussy. Your nipples will be erect, your chest and pubic area will be much redder than normal and your breathing will come in short gasps. When you're on the verge of an orgasm, you will know it. Just keep on a bit more and you'll soon achieve it.

Toys or not? I know some women who love to use a toy, and some who reject toys completely. A toy is a vibrator or a dildo. A dildo replaces the male organ and is used for actual penetration. A dildo may or may not have a vibrator built in to it. A vibrator, on the other hand, is a little electronic device that rapidly vibrates and massages your clit or your nipples or anything else that feels good when it's placed near it. Some women keep a vibrator in their purses. Often they are called 'silver bullets' and are a constant companion. Other women keep one or two vibrators or dildos in their night table.
I should say here that a vibrator might make you feel more comfortable with touching yourself. Actually, it doesn't even have to be a real vibrator. I've seen (and used) a legitimate hand massager used for masturbation. If you feel nervous about buying one of these 'toys' or if they don't sell them in your area ( I don't think they are a big seller in KSA!), then maybe you can find a hand massager. It will work perfectly
if you center the vibrations in and around your clit. For virgins, a vibrator works well too since there is no danger of penetration.

I've covered the breasts, the nipples and the vagina but there is one part which I haven't mentioned. Many women find their butt areas unattractive or taboo. If you are ok with your ass then maybe you should nvestigate it a bit. For some reason, even just rubbing your butt cheeks is sensual for some women. Feel the curve, put your hand wherever it feels good. If you
want to go farther and try actual anal penetration then make sure you use a lubricant. The moisture from your pussy is great and KY jelly is also good.

IN the same stores that sell dildos and vibrators, you can also purchase smaller anal vibrator/dildos for use around and in your 'back door'. Once you get over the semi-natural fear of touching yourself back there, then you will find even greater satisfaction and, maybe, a quicker orgasm.

Good luck! Investigate your own body and see what's good for you. OK? Remember, as always, if you have questions please send me a message. Your identity is kept private and I will answer your questions as soon
as I can.

A tale of several women

Mystery — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:44:07 GMT

A tale of several women

Just when I thought that I knew everything about women, something has come up that proved I didn't
know as much as I thought I did. Let me explain.

I guess every man thinks that an attractive young woman would have no problem making friends with
men, going out on dates and probably marrying some lucky young man. What if I told you that this is
not always the case. As a matter of fact, it might not be the norm. I have many examples right now of
situations that defy common sense. These particular women that I know are all from China. Not that
this is important really but, until I find out more about the situations in other countries, I can
assume that maybe this only happens in China.
I have ten fingers. For each of these fingers I can think of at least one girl, ranging from
attractive to very attractive, who is sitting in an apartment or a school dorm room, wishing she had
a boyfriend. One of the girls, a true, blue sweetheart of a girl, cute, smart and extremely funny,
wants a guy so badly it's all she thinks about. Another is in love with someone in her office but she
can't make him interested in her. She is older and very pretty. Another is busy with her career but
would be willing to take some time off to meet a young man. These are only a few but I know many more
who are aching to be with a guy. What is happening in China? Where are all the cool dudes? Are they so terrified of women that they ignore these girls?
Another case, this one drives me crazy. A single woman, mid-20s, pretty, smart and very cool with a
distinct difference from the rest. Wait for it! Most guys think that women are a bit slower on the
sex scale than they are. Men think they are the only ones who think about sex almost 24/7. Well
folks, I have proof that this isn't so. I know one young lady in China who is so hot she would melt
pavement. She lives alone, has a body that most women would die for and most men would crawl on their hands and knees to touch, is very self-sufficient and is, simply, dying to meet a man and get into
bed. I'm trying to give her tips but nothing seems to work. Admittedly, she isn't really interested
in Chinese men, which isn't too good if you live in China, but there must be enough foreign men in
China to step up and give this girl a good time. I guarantee you that she would give them a good
time! Is it a cultural difference? Is it that men in China have other things on their mind? I will
not divulge names but something is not right in the People's Republic!
Another situation in another Asian country has me baffled and incredibly turned on too, all at the
same time. I know a woman who is such a sweetheart, just as nice a woman as you could possibly
imagine. She is married, very intelligent, artistic and musical, pretty with a slim, petite figure.
On the outside she is a normal, everyday woman, happy and smiling. On the inside she is a tiger! A
ravenous, exciting tiger. She is currently involved with a younger man, a fuck friend as she calls
him, who she meets in a hotel and, basically, screws her brains out every now and then. In her mid-
thirties, she has had sex with about 40 or 50 men, some of whom were complete strangers. To talk to
this woman, you would never believe that she could do what she has done. But to listen to her stories
would drive you wild! If you were a guy that is. She tells tales of guys having sex with her three
times in one meeting, of 69s, of instant animal sex in a cheap hotel, of blowjobs on beds and wild
sessions standing up in a bathroom.
But you know what? She doesn't like to see a man's penis. I've asked her many times about this but
she tells me, "If it is inside me, I don't have to look at it". Pliant and submissive to a point, she
has her limits. No anal, no kinky stuff and no flaunting of nude bodies. Just straight sex, please.
Missionary position, please. And, apparently, lots of it!
I guess the moral of this blog entry is: Don't assume anything. If you think you know everything, you
don't. If you think she is cute, ask her out. All she can say is no. In many of the situations I have
just mentioned,if you asked her out, you would be flat out on your back in bed with a girl on top of
you in such a short time it would make your head swim!
Am I special? Maybe. Maybe I don't come across as an idiot and I make a point of talking with women
as if they are special. Maybe this is why they trust me and tell their stories to me. And that is why
I am here, telling their stories to you. If you have a story to tell, send me a message. All names
are kept private so you can reveal your tales to me in complete privacy. I hope to hear from you
soon!

A guide to ultimate pleasure! (for women only)

Mystery — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:18:15 GMT

A guide to ultimate pleasure! (for women only)

Hey! Now that I've got your attention, and since I promised you a blog entry on self-satisfaction for women, this is my bit on women taking their sexual pleasure into their own hands. What's a man doing writing about this? Well, I have a pretty good set of experiences with women so, although I am not a woman, I feel safe in discussing this topic.

First of all, I've had many discussions with women about this topic. I would say that most women aren't very comfortable touching their bodies, I mean "DOWN THERE!" So, here is an explanation. Men hold their penises when they urinate, right? We are already touching ourselves several times a day. Women, except for a dab with some toilet tissue, don't touch themselves except, perhaps, when they are bathing or showering. Actually, and this is so weird I can't believe it, I talked to one Muslim girl in the Philippines who actually had to wear a loose 'bathing' outfit when she was taking a bath. (Is this commonplace? Let me know if it is. Where does this kind of thing come from? Mothers? Fathers? Let me know about this PLEASE!)

For women then, even touching their own vagina is not common at all. Moving from that to giving yourself pleasure with your fingers is about as normal as a man having a baby.

So ladies, what is the benefit of touching yourself? Pleasure damn it! And, better than anything else, it teaches you about your body, about your pleasure points and about what you can find out about what turns you on. What's the sense in that? Well, let's say you are married or you are about to be married. I can guarantee that your husband or your future husband will have his orgasm EVERY TIME he has sex with you. Is it fair that he has his pleasure while you don't have yours? What if you knew what turned you on? What if you know what parts of your body need attention BEFORE he finds out about it? Then you just might be able to teach him about where to touch, where to kiss, where to rub you with his penis. Well, maybe you could pretend to let him discover the places, you know what I mean. Just to make it seem like he is still in control!

If your man shoots or orgasms too early, leaving you unsatisfied, what are you supposed to do? I've already covered this in my last blog but if you can achieve your own orgasm after he has his, maybe it will turn him on again for a second round.

If you live alone, no man around, are you supposed to just sit there sexless? If your lover is out of town for a while, do you think he doesn't take care of business on his own? What is stopping your from doing the same thing? Your own pride and some twisted sense of propriety probably. Go ahead! Take a hot bath and get down to it. Figure out where your clit is and rub it a bit. Not too much at first, just until you get used to it. Ask yourself, "Have I ever even had an orgasm?" Hell, do you know what an orgasm is?

First of all, an orgasm is the ultimate pleasure your body can have. All of your muscles contract, you chest and pubic area turn a bright red and your nipples get very hard. Some of this happens before the orgasm but you will recognize the signs. Actually, if you drink in North America you might recognize the name of a shooter ( a powerful drink in a shot glass), "a pre-orgasmic flush." Once the orgasm starts your vagina will tighten up and it will feel like all of the pleasure in the world is centered on your clit and vaginal area. There are actually two kinds of orgasms, the clitoral and the internal or Gspot orgasm. Read my previous blogs to figure out the difference.

This is already pretty long so I will stop here. I realize that this entry is a bit confusing but I will work on my next one to actually explain all of this. For the time being, take a shower, take a bath and start to explore your body. Wash your breasts slowly and get to know that your nipples are a very sensitive area. Use a hand towel if you want but get used to the areas that feel good. Trust me, there is nothing wrong with this! Nothing will happen, no one will know, and your body will thank you! You will be less tense, more involved in sex and starting to take control of your own body. Who says? Well, women say this. I get messages about my blog from women all over Ebaby. They all say the same thing, "Thanks for writing what you write!" They say that my blogs have made them feel comfortable with their own sexuality and that more women should read them. So, I keep writing.

Keep in touch, let me know what you are thinking. OK?

Getting a grip on something hard.

Mystery — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:53:27 GMT

Getting a grip on something hard.

For some reason, masturbation is a touchy subject in some areas of the world. Touchy subject! I made a joke! Anyway, this blog entry is about male masturbation and, if you want,
read along with me to figure out if it's right for you.
First, I'll give you some slang terms for it which you might have fun with. Male masturbation, or onanism, is called thumping the bishop, choking the chicken, having a date with

Palmala, whacking off, jerking off, spank the monkey and many many more.
Why do men do it? Some men don't, believe it or not. The benefits of beating your meat far outweigh anything negative about it, as far as I am concerned. Here are some points
for making the bald guy puke:
1. It relieves tension. Sometimes you feel stressed, tense, uncomfortable or just out of sorts with the world. Masturbation is a great tension reliever, much better than having a
beer or a shot of scotch.
2. If you're out with your new girl and you haven't had the opportunity have sex with her but you've gone pretty far with her on a date, you can get rid of the pent-up sexual
tension by masturbating. You'll calm down and things will flow more smoothly in your relationship. You won't always be after her body. She won't think you are a sex fiend.
3. You're married and your wife has her period. A week or more with no sex! Ahhhh! Settle down with a good book or movie and beat your own meat. The week won't seem as long, my
friend.
4. You're off on a trip. Your wife is at home with the kids. You feel like some action. What is more important to you? Getting some action from a prostitute or a one-night-stand
or getting some sexual relief? How about saving your marriage? This is a perfect time for a date with Palmala.
5. If you are young, too young for sex, and you're tired of staining your sheets at night with 'wet dreams', you might want to consider relieving your sexual tension with your
hand. Part of the reason that I know masturbation isn't bad for you is that your body relieves sexual tension on its own. How? With wet dreams, that's how. You're asleep, you
dream about something erotic, your cock gets hard and right there, in your sleep, you have an orgasm. Of course, and this is the embarassing part, you come all over your pajama
bottoms or your underwear or your sheets, whatever you sleep in or on. There is nothing dirty or unhealthy about your juice, your cum, your sperm, your seed or whatever you want
to call it. Your body has had enough of this no sex thing and it takes care of itself. If you beat off every now and then, once every couple of days or whatever, then you won't
keep staining your sheets!
6. Sometimes, and this is one of my problems, sex gets in the way of work. I'm at home working on something and I can't get my mind off some sex scene or some girl I've seen or
whatever. The erotic images keep popping into my mind preventing me from getting much work done. A little bit of time with some hand cream and my cock and it's all over. Back to
work, refreshed and ready to concentrate on the issue at hand.
7. Ok.Masturbating can give you some idea of what you need when you're having real sex with someone. Is the tip where the action is or do you prefer long slow strokes? How long
can you last? What goes through your mind? All of these things will make you more experienced in love and that's what you need. Sex is an incredible experience and the more you
know, the better you will be at it. Don't be shy. No one is watching you. Figure out what turns you on. It will help your marriage immensely.
8. Finally, there is a good medical reason to jerk off sometimes. Not only does it keep you young but it can help with an embarrassing problem that plagues some marriages. Every
heard of premature ejaculation? That's the term for shooting off too soon. Some men can't control their excitement and orgasm early, sometimes even before they get inside their
partner. By masturbating to near completion and stopping several times a day, a man can prolong the time it takes him to shoot or orgasm. It works, for sure. It's one of the
cures for a very embarrassing problem. Give it a 'shot'!

How about some details on how to do it? Let's get down to the meat of the matter! When you decide to take matters into your own hand, so to speak, it's a good idea to get
comfortable with a good, erotic book, maybe a magazine or a movie. If you've got a great imagination, you don't need all of this stuff. A breath of fresh air or some soft
perfume in the air is sometimes all you need to put you in the mood. Drop your pants, take hold of you cock and start to rub it away from you and back to you, in a forward and
back motion. You'll find the end of your cock is very sensitive so don't go crazy at the start. If your skin is dry use a lubricant. KY jelly is perfect but doesn't last too
long. Jergens lotion, or Jerkins lotion as I used to call it, use to work perfectly for me. Try to get a skin cream that doesn't smell or everyone will know what you have been
up to!

Add some spice to it sometimes. Use something soft to rub against your cock. Your girlfriend's panties work pretty good sometimes. A piece of silk or a soft handkerchief is
great for the job. You can clso have some fun with a piece of material too. Take a piece of material about the size of a handkerchief and put an end in each hand. Put the middle
part under your balls and slowly jerk the material up and down. In no time at all you'll be shooting all over the place. Experiment a bit. Some guys like something up their butt
for that extra intense orgasm. If you can find something that will massage your prostate gland, all the better. Nurses know this trick well and sometimes have used it to make a
man orgasm without touching his penis. It's hard to explain this concept here but it does work. Your butt is quite sensitive. Don't ignore it. That goes for women too. If you
take all butt play out of sex because of shyness then you are missing something for sure. I'm not talking about anal sex here, although that is fun. Maybe in another blog entry
I'll write about this.

Ok. What have we learned? Masturbation isn't bad. It's good for you. Forget the old wives tales. It won't sap your strength. It won't kill you. It won't make you go blind.

Ignore what is in the old medical books in the library, masturbation is now fine for all. I talked to a girl in China once about this. She swore that she had read in medical
books that masturbation would ruin your kidneys! It took me forever to convince her of the truth. In some areas of the world there is much ignorance and a total lack of openness
about sex. Every person on this earth comes from some sort of sexual act. How can it be bad? It brings life and lots of fun for everyone when it's done right. Masturbation is
the best way to practice. And practice. And practice! See you next time. Boy, do I feel like jerk now. :)

How to please a man

Mystery — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:02:46 GMT

How to please a man

Well, here is the promised blog entry on how a girl can please a guy. My last blog entry dealt with guys pleasing women and now it's time for payback! LOL

1. You must be clean too. Unless your guy is into smells, and some are, make sure you clean EVERYTHING around your pubic area and, of course, at the back too. Don't be shy! Grab the soap and wash everything from your belly button around to the middle of your back.

2. Trim your bush or shave your pussy. Most guys, but not all, like to have no hair in the way when they are looking at you or kissing you 'down there'. Waxing is popular here in North America but shaving works too. I know one girl who naturally has no hair on her pussy. She is a Bedouin too. Something about being rubbed there when she was a baby with some combination of placenta and ashes. Go figure! She has no hair on her body except for her hair and eyebrows and stuff.

3. Brush your teeth! If you're going to kiss him, make sure your breath is fresh and clean.

4. Whisper in his ear. Kiss his neck. Open your lips when he is going to kiss you. Oral things work well with men.

5. Be willing to experiment. Most guys, at least the first time, are scared. Be confident. Take control. If you need foreplay then close your legs until you're ready. Open your legs so he can touch you there but close them when he tries to enter you. You must be ready, and I mean wet down there, or it will hurt.

6. Most guys, hell every guy, wants to have his dick sucked. Some men dream of this all the time. Some women don't like this for some reason. Is it cleanliness? If he isn't clean, tell him you won't do it. Tell him to make sure it's clean and then you'll think about it. Tease him a bit. A cock is just a hard piece of skin that gets bigger the more turned on a guy is. Most guys are not that big, really. 5 inches or so is normal. If your man is smaller, and I've seen some pretty small cocks in the Japanese porn I've watched, then there is no problem sucking him to get it hard. Play a game sometimes, make it exciting. The more excited he is the less time you have to spend with it in your mouth.

The big question here is, do you let him come in your mouth? If he does, do you swallow it? Hmmm. That is your decision. I have no idea what come tastes like. It smells a bit like chlorine, for some reason but I don't know what it tastes like. If he does shoot in your mouth, don't make a huge deal out of it. It might be disgusting to you but it's not bad and it won't hurt you. Remember, if he has kissed your pussy then he has tasted your juices too, right? Don't be shy. Suck it now and then just to make him happy.

Some variations are fun here. Suck him while he is driving. In a movie maybe. In the back yard. Some guys really get off on getting a blowjob in public. Adventure is the name of the game!

7. Every man has a fantasy. Women do too but this is about men right now. If you watch porn together, and you should now and then, see what turns him on. Figure out what excites him. For me, a schoolgirl outfit will do it every time. Oh, and spanking, of course! Many men like to imagine spanking someone, and some like to get spanked. Does he like a French maid outfit? Leather and lace? A nurse who will take his temperature? A schoolteacher who might slap his ass with a ruler? There are so many fantasies. Explore them, enjoy them and realize that fantasies will prolong your marriage, your sex life and keep your husband in your bed instead of in someone else's.

8. Dress for success. Does he look at girls in short skirts? Does he like low cut tops? What about stockings and garter belts? Tight jeans? Jeans with rips in strategic areas? Dress like the girls that he stares at. Does he like it if other men look at you? He might. If you turn a man on in a mall then you can be pretty sure that he will be ready for a roll in the hay when you get home. You don't have to dress like a slut to look hot. A tshirt with no bra but covered up with an open jacket will do wonders, even if you have small breasts. If you have large nipples, even better.

9. Keep in mind that a man can get hard and turned on in a very short time. Sometimes a quick fuck is what's needed, other times he will be happy to take his time with you. Don't expect that each time will be glorious. You have to take the good with the bad. As long as you know what you are doing, you can help your man to many years of fun and excitement. Sex isn't a chore. It's a lot of fun when it's done well.

10. If your man can't last too long, I mean if he has premature ejaculation, then you should change positions for sex. When you are on top, astride him, he will last longer. Put him on his back and climb on top. If he has a small dick or is very fat, this is a good position for you. This puts you in control. In some areas of the world, where men think they are in charge of everything, this may not be the way to go. But if your man shoots before you are close to orgasm, then suggest this as an alternative to the plain old missionary position.

That's long enough for now. If I think of more tips, I will write another entry instead of adding on to this one.

Remember : If you have comments on this blog, but are too shy to write something on the blog itself, please write to me on ebaby. I won't share your name with anyone and I won't stalk you, I promise. If you have questions, don't be shy. If some of the words confuse you, send me a message. There is no such thing as a stupid question. I'll never laugh at you, guaranteed!

What women want, more or less.

Mystery — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:51:54 GMT

What women want, more or less.

No, I'm not talking about emotional needs here. This is a sex blog, not a lonely hearts club, people!

Here are some points about the things that I have discovered about women and sex. Your mileage may vary on these, I mean every women is different right? Let me know, NICELY, if you have things to add to this.

1. Women like men who are clean. This means your private parts, your ass, your breath, your teeth. Go for clean every time. Shower every day, floss your teeth, wash your balls and ass carefully and, most of all, if you have a foreskin make sure it's clean underneath. Get my point?

2. Unless you are a complete dullard, you will know that women take longer to get ready for sex. While you are hard in an instant, women take longer to get lubricated. That's why foreplay is important. I don't care if you haven't got laid for a month, you have to take your time before you go for the big score. Kiss her lips softly or passionately, fondle her breasts, blow on her neck a bit, whisper that you love her in her ear, things like that. Once you get down to it, check with your hand to make sure she is wet enough to let you in the door. This is most important for the first time. If you go barging in before the gates are unlocked, you will hurt her and ruin sex for her for quite a while. If you like sex, let her get ready for you. She will be more willing to have sex more frequently if it doesn't hurt at all.

3. Foreplay also increases the chance of the woman having an orgasm. Why is this important to you guys? If a woman has an orgasm most of the time during sex, she will be more willing to have sex with you. If she finds that she doesn't have an orgasm, she might look elsewhere for sex. Right?

4. If you happen to be in one of those countries that still practice female circumcision, oh god help us from that, then you will have to be more careful in having sex. Your concern here is to ensure that a woman has an INTERNAL or GSPOT orgasm since she can't have a clitoral orgasm. When she was a child, some jerk lopped off her clit and her outer vaginal lips. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to the library and look at some medical texts. You should have a before picture of what your wife's or girlfriend's vagina looked like BEFORE she was butchered. The Gspot is located inside her vagina on the abdomen side. The tip of your penis, if it's long enough, will rub on a specific area causing your partner to experience, hopefully, a pretty good orgasm. If you are the kind of run and gun guy then this is all meaningless to you. You will never have a satisfied wife and your life will be full of whatever an unsatisfied wife can give you. Take your time, let her enjoy it too.

5. Some women like gentle, some women like rough. No woman that I know likes to be beaten up! Are there still men that beat up women? I guess there are but if you are one of them, stop it now! Pain and sex don't mix except in special cases, see my other blog entries for this. You have to experiment a bit to see what your woman likes. She may like a little wrestling. She might love cuddling before and after sex. Getting in and getting out quickly isn't the plan here. This isn't a bank robbery! Take your time and figure out what she wants. There are so many variations to sex, so many games to play and have fun with, so many fun things to do. If you are stuck in the missionary position day after day, it's time to change and add some zest to your life.

These are some general rules for you. Women are different. Each one has different needs. My point is to take your time and be smart about sex. I know it's on your mind 24/7 and if you plan your strategy correctly, it will be on her mind 24/7 too.

A word about birth control and disease. If you want a happy healthy wife for your life, don't force her to have 16 kids. Childbirth is very tough on a woman's body. I talk to people every day who come from huge families. Use a condom for god's sake! Limit your family to one or two or three children. You don't need a soccer team in every home.

If you fuck around on your wife, if you go to prostitutes, if you screw the neighbour's wife, USE A CONDOM. Don't spread disease with your cock! AIDS is coming to your country, if it isn't already there. Don't assume that you are safe. AIDS is with us for a long time and it WILL be in your neighbourhood soon. Be smart and wear a condom. Women! Make sure your partner wears a condom or close the door on him. You don't know where that thing has been!

My next blog will be about how women can make a man real happy! Wait for it!

More sex terms/words

Mystery — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:56:09 GMT

More sex terms/words

Well, I had one comment on my last blog entry so I thought I would add to the topic. I know you people are reading these entries and I know it's a touchy subject but sometimes it's nice to read your comments. It's 2008 already! It's not bad to talk about sex is it?

Ok, here are some words from the wilder side of sex. The fetish side. A fetish is something that is considered unusual but that turns you on or gets you excited. Being turned on and being sexually excited is the same thing, right?

1. Exhibitionism - this doesn't include nudist camps, people. It means that you like it if someone watches you while you are naked. You get aroused when people are seeing you dress or undress, things like that.

2. Voyeurism - you like to peep! Peeping is looking through someone's window while they are dressing or having sex or in the bath etc. If you hook up an exhibitionist with a voyeur, you have a match made in heaven!

3. SM or S and M or S/M - A sadist is a person who likes to inflict pain, either physical or mental pain. A masochist is a person who likes to receive pain, they like to be hurt. The S and M scene links up people who like to spank/slap/hit/humiliate people with those who like to be spanked/slapped/hit or humiliated. This is the whips and chains crowd. Extreme S and m is dangerous and probably forbidden in many areas of the world but still continues. Japan, strangely enough, has a long history of this kind of thing.

4. Feet - many men get turned on by seeing women's feet, either in stockings or naked or whatever. There are movies about feet, pictures about feet and magazines about feet. Hmmmm, not for me but hey, it's a free world right?

5. Baby fetish - some people like to dress up in diapers and be treated exactly like a baby. This includes all things that happen in a diaper and includes bottles and nap time and punishment. Say no more!

6. Cross dressing - some men, and I don't mean gay men here, like to dress up as women. They like to go out on the town dressed as women or stay at home dressed as women or sit around while no one else is around dressed as women. These men are not gay, they are just cross dressing. Some gay men dress as women also but that is a different thing altogether. I won't get into the gay side of sex since I don't know much about it.

7. Sex in public - some couples really get off on getting it on in public. Hmmm, there are laws against that everywhere but I think it is the thrill of getting caught that makes it much more exciting. Have you ever done it where you could get caught? I know I have. It's not a fetish of mine but it sure is fun!

That's all I can think of for now. If you have questions, send me a message. Your privacy is guaranteed. I will answer your questions to the best of my ability. Don't be shy! Say hi!

Sexual terms in English

Mystery — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:15:26 GMT

Sexual terms in English

Did you ever wonder what fellatio was? Ever wonder what cunnilingus is? Have you read a great book about sex and didn't know what the words meant? Well, here is something that will help. I've decided to take a chance and write a blog entry about sexual terms that you might come across in your readings or in your life. Take a trip with me down the hot passageways of love and sex. Enjoy yourself! Relax and have fun. Read carefully. There will be questions later.

1. Fellatio - that's a blowjob basically. Someone sucks your male thing, a penis or a dick or whatever, until you orgasm. Great in the car or at the movies!

2. Cunnilingus - going down on a girl. A female blowjob. Eating her out. Ok, ok, licking her vagina or pussy with your tongue. Very cool to do and better to receive. That's what I've heard anyway.

3. 69 - a girl is over you and sucks your penis while you eat her pussy. The shape is like a 69 if you imagine that the round part is someone's head. Get it? Do you want me to draw you a picture???

4. Around the world - someone licks your most nasty hole, yes that one, with their tongue. Ahhhh, it's better to receive than to give. Trust me!

5. French kiss - a kiss where the tongue gets heavily involved. Licking the other person's teeth, their tongue. swapping gum, it's all good. A good kisser gets a lot farther that a bad kisser. Trust me on that one.

6. Anal - going in the back door. If the front door is locked or if there isn't a front door, anal is the only alternative. Also known as the Hershey Highway or the dirt road. Figure it out people! Many girls who have to be virgins when they are married use the back door. Lots of KY Jelly is a plus here. Some kind of lubricant is best. Butter? Hey, it worked for Marlon Brando!

7. Jerk off - what most guys do when a girl is not around and they're horney. It's kind of like taking matters into your own hand. Get it?

7. Masturabation - see above. A bit of clit stimulation or having a date with Palmela. Working it out for yourself. Ay, there's the rub! Fire at will! Which one is Will?

8. Coitus Interruptus - heading out before the job is done. Taking your dick out before it shoots all over the place. Years ago, this was the only birth control method allowed to be used by Catholics. That's why Haiti, Mexico and the Philippines are in so much trouble.

To be continued. More later. This isn't over. Keep watching this space for more 'Sex Terms'. If you have questions, send me a message. Your privacy is guaranteed.

Women's Underwear Words or Terms

Mystery — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:25:41 GMT

Women's Underwear Words or Terms

I realized that you may not know the word 'terms'. These are phrases or word groups that describe something.Here we go!

Panties - plain old silky underwear.

Granny Pants - these are the huge old panties that your grandmother might wear, high waist and definitely saggy or droopy.

Bikini panties - smaller than the normal ones, usually with a high cut thigh and not too much material. Sometimes they have little bows and things on the waist.

Crotchless panties - these are for fun! The crotch, the part that goes between the legs is cut out providing for either a great view or easy access. Either way, these are not for everyday but are certainly exciting from the man's point of view.

Edible panties - you don't see these too much anymore but these are panties that are made out of candy, I guess something like those candied fruit thingies. You start at the waist, or the back or elsewhere and eat until they fall off.

Tap pants - these are light version of boxers with a loose leg that don't show under most slacks. Women sleep in these also. Veryu comfortable from what I hear.

Cheaters - these are what some cheerleaders wear over their panties so that when they kick or something, they don't show too much crotch.

Thong/Tanga/Gstring - your typical minimal underwear. Just a patch at the front with a thin band of material that connects the pouch at the front to the waistband. Did you know that these were developed for men originally? Yes, it was basically a pocket for the family jewels and staff to keep everything from flapping around. These were popular in many hot regions of the world long before we discovered them. The fundoshi from Japan is a male version of this underwear that exists today.

Commando - imagine Britney Spears in the last year or so and you will know what the term commando means. Imagine wearing no underwear under a short dress and getting out of a car with photographers all around. Hmmm. No wonder people here call that female part a "Britney". Another new word for you!

What's next? Leave me some comments on this ... if you dare!!!

Underwear terms - stuff you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask

Mystery — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:30:11 GMT

Underwear terms - stuff you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask

Ok folks. A lesson in underwear terms. Seems like a simple concept but here in native-English land we have all kinds of terms for this simple piece of apparel. Follow along, there will be questions later.

Men's Underwear Terms:

Boxers - like boxers wear, or basketball players. Long, loose and comfortable under dress pants. They let 'everything' hang loose. Not so good under tight jeans.

Briefs - like little boys wear. Tight, usually some kind of cotton mix with a slit to let your wiener out to pee. What's a wiener? Boys have one,girls don't. Get it?

Bikini briefs - smaller and tighter and better under tight jeans. These don't have the wiener slit, you have to pull them down and pee over the top.

Thong - don't even think about it! Girls wear thongs, straight boys should not. Ok for gays I guess.

Jockstrap - this is what sports guys wear, it supports your balls and wiener but nothing else. The back has nothing over it except two thin straps over each cheek. Nothing down the middle. If you see a soccer or football player bend over, there's nothing on the back except his shorts or pants. Girls, keep your eyes on the ball!

Commando - this is when a man doesn't wear anything at all under his shorts or jeans or whatever. Unless I am going to work, I go commando. Much more comfortable and cooler.

So now you know!

Next post will be women's underwear terms.

learning English and having fun too

Mystery — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:57:21 GMT

learning English and having fun too

So what's this all about? Well, I have an alter-ego, another side that needs attention. Normally, I am Mr. Nice on Ebaby, helping people and teaching English but with this profile I'm Mystery Man!

I get the idea that there are all kinds of hot girls on Ebaby just waiting to learn English. Hahahaha, well maybe not but that's what I see. So, I decided that if there are some girls who need English lessons and don't mind a bit of fun too, then we can work something out. If you have a webcam, ever better! It's all in fun, nothing really bad but if you like to tease and you like to learn English then we should meet. OK?

If you read this and it sounds kind of interesting then add me to your account as a friend. We can work from there. My yahoo is :

mysterymann@rocketmail.com

My msn is: mystery.man88@live.com

Add me and say hi. Talk to you soon!