The Castle in the Sky by JabbyWing | English, baby! Blogs

The Feeling Is Mutual (for your smile)

JabbyWing — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:29:07 GMT

There were two people who went together on

a blind date. After a while, they were so bored.

It was a very boring blind date. Suddenly

a friend of his called him on the phone,

so he stepped away from the table in the restaurant,

went outside and talked with the friend for a while.

After he came back, he said to his female blind date,

“I’m sorry, my grandfather has died. I have to go.”

So the woman, who was very understanding, said,

¨Oh, of course, of course! That’s very good because

if your grandfather didn’t die, mine must die.”

JabbyWing — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:48:14 GMT

Standing by
All the way
Here to help you
through your day

Holding you up
When you are weak
Helping you find what
it is you seek

Catching your tears
When you cry
Pulling you through
when the tide is high

Absorbing your voice
When you talk
Standing by when you
learn to walk

Just being there
Through thick and thin
All just to say:
you are my friend

JabbyWing — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:19:27 GMT

A Novel Way to Park

(Originally in English)

There was a young man, a first time driver,

who tried to park a car between two others.

He put the car into reverse and "bang" ran into

the car behind him. And then he put the car back

into forward gear, and "bang" hit his front end into

the car in front of him. And so back and forth he went,

banging both cars each time he went into

reverse or forward. So the woman next to him

couldn't resist asking him, "Do you always

have to use your ears to park?"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" - parking by ears!