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Joke : Pope Drive The Car

digitalmonkey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:34:34 GMT

Joke : Pope Drive The Car

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.

They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.

The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."

Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."

The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."

This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"

The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."

Ancient relic to return from Scotland

digitalmonkey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:09:21 GMT

Ancient relic to return from Scotland

The latest news from my country,indonesia...

A thousand-year-old stone tablet known as the Sanggurah Stone, or more commonly the "Minto" stone, is expected to be returned to its home in Indonesia from Scotland before the end of 2008.

The historical artifact originated from Malang, East Java, weighs around three tons and is two meters tall. It is held in Roxburghshire, Scotland.

Who the hell is in this world could bring an artifact that big from indonesia which is located in ASIA Continent to Scotland?!!!!

adele - chasing pavement

digitalmonkey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:04:34 GMT

adele - chasing pavement

i just watched a video from a singer called Adele. Her voice is just like Amy Winehouse! She's gonna be a big star..i think so :)

A great song from Bring Me The Horizon - Pray for Plague

digitalmonkey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:51:23 GMT

A great song from Bring Me The Horizon - Pray for Plague

FLYYYYYY!

She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick,
Just like Hollywood but laced in sick.
The sun goes down and so does she.
The sun goes down and so does she.
Sold out the love that she had left with a cut of the throat.
Drinks all round on her before she strolls to the moat.
The sun goes down and so does she.
The sun goes down and so does she.

Count your fucking...
Blessings!
Come on!
Count your blessings,
Because I'm counting every lie.
Count your blessings,
Because I'm counting every lie.
Counting every lie.

Christ, I'm asking you for just one thing
I'm asking you for just one thing
Eradicate, this disease.

Close your eyes.
Pray for plagues.
Oh Lord cleanse this earth
And bring upon our doomsday.
Close your eyes.
Pray for plagues.
Cleanse this earth
And bring doomsday.

She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick,
Just like Hollywood but laced in sick.
The sun goes down and so does she.
The sun goes down and so does she.

So clap your hands to the sound
Of everyone first born dying now.
Watch the rivers flow with blood
Having death stand were life once stood

So clap your hands to the sound
Of everyone first born dying now.
Watch the rivers turn to blood
Having death stand were life once stood
[x2]

Close your eyes.
Pray for plagues.
Cleanse this earth
Bring our doomsday.

Oblivious Insanity

digitalmonkey — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:31:47 GMT

Oblivious Insanity

i wouldn't believe it
i'll fight and died for nothing
such a marvelous nightmare or such a horrible dream
structure sick society
everything down to the deep shit
talk random weird thing
in a mental institution
you're not my angel
i rejected become your victim
dying with your spell, searching love in dwelling hell
death smile to all and we just can smile back
in the darkness in the shadows, never talk about that before.

bright light..
i need eyes to see everything inside

underworld antic and wrath absurdities collide,

particular hideous freak, mysterious fatuous device

deep in consciousness and disobey my god
have you ever been in a place where hopes are gone?
oh god, couldn't hold my self to kill someone,
suicide...

i'm not insane, you never know inside my heart
just holding my pain
until meet MY ALMIGHTY GOD...