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Animal Farm

Adeeb Akmal

Pakistan

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January 3, 2010
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

So, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

 

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

So, Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

 

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Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

So, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

 

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To Conclude:

 

* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!

· Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!

12:46 AM Jan 18 2013

wyz agf

wyz agf
Brazil

Hi, Adeeb, I hope you are doing fine , ther in Pakistan, at the Asian Continent . Have a very Happy New Year 2013 . All the best to you . Goodbye !!!  syryus03@gmail.com ( Google Talk ) .

04:02 AM Jan 10 2010

Claire Bear
China

oh,sweetie,it's really a classic,was it written by u???????i'll copy it,haha~hope u dont mind~ ^^

12:25 AM Jan 04 2010

Bebe Cita

Bebe Cita
Puerto Rico

hehe, very funny!

04:34 AM Jan 03 2010

breakdawn@live.cn
China

wow! this is very interesting!

January 3, 2010
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My life

A hot barren Desert

of harsh reality and

 bitter truth

without water of hope

where ,plants of my dreams

are dying

dead eyes

searching for clouds of care

which will bring

rain of love

and

will make an OASIS

in the desert of my life....!

 

August 29, 2009
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Didn't they say that I would make a mistake
Didn't they say you were gonna be trouble
People told me you were too much to take
I couldn't see it, I didn't want to know

I let you in, and you let me down
You messed me up and you turned my life around
Left me feeling I had nowhere to go
I was alone how was I to know that

You would be there when I needed somebody
You would be there the only one could help

I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

Who'd believe that after all we've been through
I'd be able to put my trust in you
Goes to show you can forgive and forget
Looking back I have no regrets cos

You would be there when I needed somebody
You would be there the only one could help me

I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

You would be there when I needed somebody
You would be there the only one could help me

I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

Had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along

Had a picture of you in my mind, all along
Never knew it could be so wrong, all along
Why'd it take me so long just to find

01:20 AM Sep 02 2009

Brad Adam
United States

Cool! Itr looks like you are a teen age po