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Statement of Love:

alkhader — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:05:40 GMT

Statement of Love:

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss 1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away

7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you

9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

IF YOU NEED THE REST THIS IS MY E-MAIL

alkhader_1882@yahoo.com

JOKS FOR MEN

alkhader — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:38:33 GMT

JOKS FOR MEN

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

I love you all friends

alkhader — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:41:07 GMT

I love you all friends

I found people hear are interesting. Some of them real freinds and some not but i am so happy to have many friends who are loyal honest ... you know the rest

I love people who like to conatct me on my e-mail send me good e-mails and I will keep and send him 2

My regards

alkhader ali

collection

alkhader — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:54:12 GMT

collection

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around
to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.

While you are reading this mail, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person...;))

English Lesson

alkhader — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:17:55 GMT

English Lesson

Putting Down Putdowns
Jul 20 2007
Intro
Sometimes it’s easy to say something hurtful without intending to. Kids often tease their friends and call them names but it’s no big deal. But sometimes when they intend to say something mean to one of their friends, they end up insulting a whole group of people.
Marni: So I work with kids.
Mason:  Yeah.
Marni:  And I notice the way kids speak to each other and there’s sort of this really common…well, kids use it as an insult when they’re talking to somebody and saying, “You’re retarded.”
Mason:  Oh I used to say that.
Marni:  Well…
Mason:  I mean…
Marni:  But, you know, I think in this day and age it’s absolutely unacceptable.
Mason:  It’s, well…It’s a sensitive issue. I don’t think you’re going to stop people from saying that or other things that you and I may think as mature adults are inappropriate.
Marni:  Um-hm.
Mason:  There’s just kind of…At the same time that something’s derogatory and slang-ish and kind of putting down someone else, it’s also kind of a way to build a kinship. You know, like if you can call someone that. Like the stereotype would be frat boys, “Oh dude, you’re so gay.” Like remember that scene in The 40-Year-Old Virgin it’s like, “You know how I can tell you’re gay? ‘Cause you do this…” And the guy’s like, “Okay, but you know you’re gay…” And it’s a really endearing scene so something…there’s a way to kind of turn it around.
Marni:  Well, it’s about how the language is used, but I think that there are…You know when you’re really talking about people that you need to be really conscious of that and you refer to people as “mentally challenged,” “developmentally disabled…”
Mason:  See, to me those almost sound worse, you know?
Marni:  Why?
Mason:  It seems like you’re jumping through so many hoops to step on eggshells about it. I don’t know I almost…
Marni:  I don’t know. I think it’s something we have to think about as a society.

Discussion
Marni works with kids and she has heard them call one another “retarded.” Mentally disabled people are sometimes called “retarded,” but it’s not a nice thing to call them. It can also be hurtful to mentally disabled people when non-disabled people use the word “retarded” as an insult.

Mason says that he used to say “retarded” and that he doesn’t think there’s any way to stop people from saying it. He also doesn’t think it’s necessarily all that bad of a thing to say. He mentions a scene in the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin in which two characters make a series of jokes beginning with “You know how I can tell you’re gay?” Mason says the scene is funny even though frat boys often use “gay” as an insult, which many homosexual people find offensive.

Marni reminds Mason that terms like “retarded” and “gay” refer to people and that we should be careful not to use them as insults. Plus, it’s almost never appropriate to say “retarded.” “Developmentally disabled” and “mentally disabled” are more acceptable.

Mason says that he thinks terms like “developmentally disabled” are worse than “retarded” because it’s clear that you’re going out of way to be careful. Marni completely disagrees.

Do you ever hear people say “retarded” or “gay” as insults? Does it upset you?
Grammar Point
“Jumping through hoops,” “stepping on eggshells,” and “going out of your way” are all phrases that mean doing something you wouldn’t normally do because of special, sensitive circumstances. More specifically, “stepping on eggshells” means being very careful not to offend. You can imagine how carefully you would have to walk if you were walking on eggshells.

Also notice how Mason adds “ish” at the end of “slang.” Here’s a lesson an English, baby! member wrote about adding “ish” at the end of words. Did you know you can make your own lessons now? It’s easy. Click here
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