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Helping others?

Cadia — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:38:56 GMT

Helping others?

A teacher asked two Boy Scouts* in his class,"Have you two done any good deeds today?"

"Yes,we have."one Boy Scout said happily.

"Well,then,what did you do?"asked their teacher.

"We help an old lady cross the street."

"Why did you both have to help the old lady cross the street?"

The boys thought a moment and then one said""BCS THE OLD LADY DIDNT WANT TO CROSS THE STREET."

Three wishes ?

Cadia — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:04:41 GMT

Three wishes ?

Three men were stranded on an island,and they found a magic lamp with a genie* inside.

The genie said he would give each of them one wish.

The first man said"I want to go home to my family.

The second man also wished to go home.

The third man said "it's lonely and boring of here all by myself."

"Could you bring those two guys back?"

Can you speak another language

Cadia — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:18:29 GMT

Can you speak another language

A dog saw a job advertisement in a window, He walked into the company with the ad in his mouth.

The boss laughed and said"I can't hire you.You're a dog."

The bog pointed to the ad where it said"Anyone may apply."

"Type me a letter."said the boss.

The dog went to a computer and typed a perfect letter.

"Ok, I'll hire you if you can speak another language."

The dog looked up at the boss and said"MEOW"

The happiest day of all?

Cadia — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:22:26 GMT

The happiest day of all?

"Congratulation,my boy."an uncle said to his nephew."Ten years from now,you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."

"But I'm not going to get married*until tomorrow,"said the nephew.

"I know,"replied the uncle."That's what I mean."

joke

Cadia — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:34:50 GMT

joke

a lady visits a doctor and said"doctor.i have a problem with gas that didnt bother me though is my farts but never stinking and completely silent."
in fact i've farted ten times since i came into your office so doctor didnt even know because that didnt smell and were silent.
"i see.""take this medicine and come back next week."said the doctor.
the next week the lady came back to complain of "DOCTOR,THESE MEDICINE WERE USELESS.MY FARTS ARE SILENT BUT NOW THAT IS SMELLED OF AWFULLY."*
"excellent.""now your nose is better.let's work out on your hearing."
this is joke about subjectivity.
another is joke
in a large departmint store a men went up to a pretty girl then he said"excuse me,miss""i seem to have lost my wife.would you mind talking to me for a couple of minutes?"'TALKING TO YOU.WHY?"THE GIRL ASKED.he replied "my wife appears out in the front when everytime i am talking to pretty girl.

another joke

two snakes were crawling along the ground and chat of said "are we venomous* snakes?one snake asked the other that proudly answered "yeah.we are venomous""we are rattlesnakes*we can kill anything with just one bite*why do you ask?""because i just bit my tongue."

another joke

a healthy teacher was teaching his class about cyclical blood of provable his point that he took off his shoes and stood on his head.he said"notice that when i stand on my head ,all the blood flows into my head so my face turns red"
after the teacher stood up on his feet but why my feet doesnt become of red when i am standing normally?
students in the back shouted"buecause brain is empty"
joke is about what's wrong?.

another joke

jack:Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed then hormone therapy. he developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen.