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March 19, 2008
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following is somechinese  joke,i don't konw how to translate to english.so if you konw can translate to english to more person to read.

两个历史系老师结婚,且都是二婚;入洞房后,女出上联求下联:夜袭珍珠港,美人受惊(精);男巧对:两颗原子弹,日德(得)投降;横批:二次大战! 

两个女士在抱怨如今的公交车拥挤，使她们痛苦不堪. 一个说：“我真是倒霉呀！在车上我被挤得流了产。” 一个说：“我才叫倒霉呢！在车上我被挤得都怀了孕。” 

一天,一和尚遇到一尼姑便出一对联:上联:白天没吊事.下联:晚上吊没事.横批:闲来无事!尼姑对上联:白天空洞洞 .下联:晚上洞空空.横批:有求（球）必应 .

汽车上，某男撞在某女身上，女大怒说：你三条腿还站不稳！男摆摆手说：算啦算啦我不和你吵，反正你横竖都是嘴。

只听屋内一个姐妹问到,你们说说男人在女人们心中是什么?

一个回曰:“是衣服!“

另一个说:“是马甲!“

第三个:“是背心!“

又来一个:“是脖套!

越穿越少也就罢了,反正春天就要来了，可后面的就更让人寒了!!!

只听寝室最有男人缘的mm回答:“ 男人就是tmd护垫,一天一换都怕不卫生!”

就在大家都在叫绝之际, 寝室里最美的mm不以为然的发话了:“男人就是掏耳朵用的卫生棉球,伸进去捅一捅,就扔了算了...” 

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February 16, 2008
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today is sunday ,but i still work.

i have planed to visit GuangZhou city,to buy some clothing.but it's rain.so work happier than shopping.

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February 11, 2008
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recnetly i paly a webgame which many other countries play also.by enter the adress http://speed.travian.com you could regist a account to paly.this game named travian,it's a new words,maybe the words creat for this game.the game isn't install other software,and you can play it with ur browser.if u regest a account,and jogin it.you can build constractions and resource fields,and then could train soldies and hero,after that u could attack others around ur village,u could raid them.if u do that u can get resource from others,and develop ur country more quickly.but others also may be attack u.u may build cranny to hide resource.so they can raid all of ur resource.after that there are many other country people such as thailand,rome,france,england,canada and so on ,all over the word.we can join in one alliance to protect us attacked by others,and attack others.so we communicate use MSN ,and contract with each other by english.i have recognized a thailand girl,which we often talk with each other to pratise english and to help each other in game.

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