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1.A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”
“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?”
“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

2.Q:What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
A:A cold.

3.Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

4."Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?"
"I don't know dear, ask your father."  

5.How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Have a good day!byby

Hello boys and girls!

I wish you a really really beautiful day!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS and Happy New Year...(It will be soon:D)

Be happy always:)xxx

Lots of love, Dorottya

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Have a good day for everybody!!!!!!!!!!

The delight and the realm of the pleasure.The night club. where the passion is the big lord. prostitutes into merchandise puts their body. though one of the bitches falls in love with a poet, the piece will be a love drama in this manner. their motto: it is necessary to love it and to love good. this most important one....

the girl dies, the boy will never forget the only love of his life though.

Be a lover, love much, but not forget!!!

Life is too short! Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truely, and forgive quickly.

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it :)

Death isn't paintful, life torture the man ...

Say what you wanna say, do what you wanna do,
regret nothing & don't let people to bring you down! :)

There are 2 kinds of evil people: people who do evil stuff & people who see evil stuff but don't stop it!

Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples up top just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree!
 

Life isn't easy, it will never be,
but you have got friends, and 1 of them is me!
So if you need a hand, just call my number,
coz you are my friend ... and i like you :):):):)