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Jokes and humor:)

Dorottya17 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:28:57 GMT

Jokes and humor:)

1.A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”
“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?”
“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

2.Q:What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
A:A cold.

3.Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

4."Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?"
"I don't know dear, ask your father."

5.How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Have a good day!byby

Xmas

Dorottya17 — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:49:04 GMT

Xmas

Hello boys and girls!

I wish you a really really beautiful day!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS and Happy New Year...(It will be soon:D)

Be happy always:)xxx

Lots of love, Dorottya

Funny:D

Dorottya17 — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:19:37 GMT

Funny:D

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Have a good day for everybody!!!!!!!!!!

The Moulin Rouge!

Dorottya17 — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:33:16 GMT

The Moulin Rouge!

The delight and the realm of the pleasure.The night club. where the passion is the big lord. prostitutes into merchandise puts their body. though one of the bitches falls in love with a poet, the piece will be a love drama in this manner. their motto: it is necessary to love it and to love good. this most important one....

the girl dies, the boy will never forget the only love of his life though.

Be a lover, love much, but not forget!!!

Live your life & love every second of it :)

Dorottya17 — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:15:23 GMT

Live your life & love every second of it :)

Life is too short! Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truely, and forgive quickly.

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it :)

Death isn't paintful, life torture the man ...

Say what you wanna say, do what you wanna do,
regret nothing & don't let people to bring you down! :)

There are 2 kinds of evil people: people who do evil stuff & people who see evil stuff but don't stop it!

Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples up top just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree!

Life isn't easy, it will never be,
but you have got friends, and 1 of them is me!
So if you need a hand, just call my number,
coz you are my friend ... and i like you :):):):)

just

Dorottya17 — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:26:18 GMT

just

Hey Boys!
When you fall in love with a girl ...
Tell her how you admire her.
When she upset - hold her tight.
Pick her over all the other gurls you hang out with.
Play with her hair.
Bring her flowers - without a reason.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Sing to her - no matter how awful your sound.
Dance with her - even there's no music.
Kiss her on her forehead.
Look into her eyes & smile.
Tell her she looks beautiful.:):)

Hey Girls!

We fall for stupid boys,
We make lots of dumb mistakes,
We like to act stupid and laugh really loud,
but us, Gurls, we're really good at 1 thing:
staying strong ...:)

Anyone can make you smile,
Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special
to make you smile with tears in your eyes :):P:D

If you love someone, put there name in a circle and not a heart, because a heart breaks, but the circle goes on...:):):)