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1.A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”
“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?”
“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

2.Q:What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
A:A cold.

3.Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

4."Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?"
"I don't know dear, ask your father."  

5.How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Have a good day!byby