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JOKES

January 19, 2008

Here’s one of my favourite jokes.

- Is this a second-hand shop?

- Yes.

- Good! Have you got a second hand for my watch?

What about yours?

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FUNNY LABELS

January 19, 2008

I've found many silly and weird labels on different packages. I just wanted to share them with you. Have fun!

A) On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: “The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.”

B) On the packaging for a curling iron: “Warning: This product can damage eyes.”

C) On a birthday card with “Happy First Birthday” written on it: “Not suitable for children under 36 months of age.”

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Hello, everybody who is reading my blog!I’m going to collect the best literary quotations… with your help, of course.If you found any phrase in the book you’ve recently read, please write them in comments! It can be not just phrases, but some short poems too. The only rule is the meaning should be deep or/and humorous!!I suppose, it’ll be useful for all of us to improve our English and to share what we’ve got.So, my first turn! Here you are… There is so much good in the worst of us,And so much bad in the best of us.

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