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Moriza

Moriza

Ukraine

October 26, 2012

I decided to start this issue,and my intention is to unite all those who loves

humour and jokes.Welcome and share your funny stories!

Let,s have fun and laugh together.

I want to open this blog with a joke that was sent by my good friend from Morocco after he heard about my idea.

...................................................................................................................

Girl: I,m in a big trouble!

Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!

Boy: Oh,well,all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don,t have one.

Boy: Well,then buy one.

Girl: Can,t afford one.

Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.

Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse

        come to the trap.

Girl: I don,t have any cheese.

Boy: Ok,then take a piece of bread and put some oil in it  and put it in the

       trap.

Girl: I don,t have oil.

Boy: Well,then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don,t have bread.

Boy: Then what the fuck is that mouse doing at your house???

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02:32 AM Sep 02 2014

Seiyf_khawas
Turkey

01:31 AM Apr 02 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Nijar,

Thank you for sharing.Your post is actual and informative.

12:13 PM Apr 01 2013

Nijar

Nijar
Egypt

Dear Moriza,I loved this entry,and wanted to share something!

08:18 AM Jan 28 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Thanks dear Olya,I,m going right now to smell the flowers.

Your propose is very nice.By the way,can you imagine my thoughts on the topic "Babies" were identical to yours.I liked the pic and had the same words you wrote in a day.

Thanks for your coming here - I didn,t know how to connect with you.

Have a magic and delighted week!!!

08:12 AM Jan 28 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Oh no,it,s very ugly,Idon,t want to eat it.Knuschu,you could find a better fish for me or have I deserved only for this one?

08:09 AM Jan 28 2013

ola33

ola33
Japan

Well, if it's not fishing, it's always nice

Moriza, Knutchu, have a nice weekend!

04:09 AM Jan 28 2013

knuschu

knuschu
Germany

Dear Moriza, best wishes to a nice week!

I like to eat fish. But I have to say, I don't like fishing. Could you kill such a sad animal? :)))

03:22 AM Jan 16 2013

ola33

ola33
Japan

Sitting in front has many advantages ;)

03:14 AM Jan 16 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Um,I also give preference to sit in the front but only if I fall  on the one sitting behind me,like on the pic,

03:00 PM Jan 15 2013

ola33

ola33
Japan

For those who likes sledding and... :))

09:00 AM Jan 09 2013

knuschu

knuschu
Germany

Well, if I want to know smth -> I search for. Now I got it! :)

04:31 AM Jan 09 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hm,funny pig!Does it want to teach me German?

Interestingly,how much time did it take from you yesterday,s evening to learn how to put a pic? (haha).

02:47 AM Jan 09 2013

knuschu

knuschu
Germany

Dear Moriza, thanks for teaching Russia! :)

09:20 AM Jan 06 2013

kotlesya

kotlesya
Belarus

Hello for this new arrived 2013 year, my dearest Marian!!! 

There were  long New Year's holidays in my country which will cost us many working Saturdays afterwards. ;)

I have been missing you!!!

Tomorrow is a great celebration. The Orthodox Christmas!!! I love this day because of its promising spirit. With the birth of Jesus  love, happiness, joy, purity  were born too. 

Let Jesus get your back in any time you need it.

With friednly love :)

06:46 AM Jan 06 2013

ola33

ola33
Japan

Hi, Moriza. Are you celebrating Christmas tomorrow? ;)

Merry Christmas!

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06:03 AM Jan 06 2013

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hello M Dear Marian!

Thank you so much for your very beautiful information and wonderful wishes!(I really need that)!;)

I hope all your dreams will come true very soon!

I can imagine how much your Christmas time is great in your country and your homes!

I wish I could see all of those by my own eyes!

Maybe someday!:))

Thank you so much for being my Dear Friend!

Merry Christmas to you and your Dear Family!:)

Love you!


01:55 PM Jan 05 2013

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Dear Moriza,

We are impatiently waiting for one of the best holidays in the year. Magical atmosphere of Christmas is in our mind long before  and also after this great event.

Be happy, dear!

Merry Christmas!

Пусть этот светлый праздник
В дом радость принесёт.
И пусть удачным будет
Весь наступивший год!

Пусть сбудутся желания,
Ведь в праздник Рождества
Мы, как когда-то в детстве,
Ждём чуда, волшебства!

С Рождеством христовым анимация

04:58 AM Jan 03 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Ohom,Knuschu

Thanks for a wish.Don,t worry about inserting a pic -it,s not important.(I had the same troubles too.) The main is your words and desire to do it.

warm ragards

04:46 AM Jan 03 2013

knuschu

knuschu
Germany

Dear Moriza - I wish you a Happy New Year!

Instead of a pic ... I allways have trouble with inserting a pic :)

Someone said: "Just heard that in 2013 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol. " :)

03:31 AM Jan 03 2013

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Aha!

Really sweet girl!:)

Doost dashtanist, mesle khodet!:))


03:25 AM Jan 03 2013

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Oh,poor baby! It seems Santa scared him .But i,ve found smbd to make  a sweet company and to calm down him.Here she is

07:13 AM Jan 02 2013

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hello My Dear Marian!

How are you my dear?

How was your celebration for New year!

Sorry if I dont send Email because I need to be on good mood and write with happiness for my Dear friends!

It was very cute picture of babay who loves Santa!:))

What about this one?! It can be the next picture of that baby!!:))

http://funny-pics.co/wp-content/uploads/funny-image-Santa-and-baby-445x299.jpg

Sale No Mobarak! ( Happy New Year - سال نو مبارک )

Shad bashi! ( Be happy = شاد باشی )


12:30 PM Dec 31 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

12:17 AM Dec 30 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

My Dear Marian!

We are new friends but you have a special place in my heart!

I wish our friendship will become stronger in this New Year and it will last forever!

Best wishes for you and your Dear family!

Love you!

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02:12 PM Dec 29 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Dear Moriza,

Happiness comes to those who know how to dispel the gloominess and go beyond the trivialities of life. Rise above petty issues and see the joys that surround you.

May this upcoming year 2013 brings the sunrise of good fortune for you and your loved ones that always stays with you all your whole life through.

Happy new year!

Irene ♥



С новым годом! открытка анимационная

06:58 AM Dec 27 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hello Dear Lesya,

You know I call Julito a superb friend,but now,I,m afraid he should share this status with you,coz you are superb too.

I,ve got a lot of pleasure and joy receiving your greetings.Your pic is so amazing.I,m very thankful for such delightful and thrilling wishes.


Thank You quote

02:27 AM Dec 27 2012

kotlesya

kotlesya
Belarus

My Dearest Friend, Marian :)

I'm so sorry I was out of eBaby these days and could not congratulate you with your special day - with your Bithday!!! :)))) 

Please take my sincere wishes. Stay blessed, loved, needed, happy and the most important of course - stay healthy :)))

I Thought Better late than Never Happy Belated Birthday

01:55 AM Dec 25 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

My Dear Marian!

You always make me happy with your kindness and sincere friendship!

Have a great time with family!:)

Love You!<3

02:12 AM Dec 24 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Thanks hot cabbage.

What are you waiting for?-Taste the food.

01:24 AM Dec 24 2012

hot-cabbage
China

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !