September 28, 2009
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Hello, shits. Woo "the Teacher" Kie farting. Today is day of our second fucking lesson. And who forgot his/her homework, split into two groups, and fuck your ears. Don't bother me.
Lesson Two: Importance of Compliments
I know you manufacturing defects started speak politely. Pissing subject of this lesson is motherfucking compliments. While you speaking with bastards, bitches or other people, you can compliment. Compliments are really fucking words. Because of this you must use your nuts which you prepared in the beginning.We ready to use this. No, chickenfuckers, we wont cook it.How can you think anything like this, natural boys? Anyway you must know how to compliment. So think, imagine and let's fuck'n roll. You may need really think hard. Sometimes this can hurt like brainfuck. But don't give up. You must try your best, even if your procreation organ falls over. But if you do it you will win. You will be more loved in your neighborhood. Your damned relation with every people in your sucking neighborhood will grow up like a erecting penis. Again i will explain this situation with one example. And if you still dont know our characters, go to a blacksmith and screw with him..
One day motherfucking jerk Sucka wanted to work in a company. And he went to negotiation with boss. Sucka started to talk.
"Hi, I'm Sucka. I'm proud of your company. This is really huge and successful. And you are the best boss of the world. I'm looking forward to working under you. Thank you"
What the hell in the world this Sucka thinking? This was most shitly abusive language. He officially cussed. Boss got mad and he shouted.
"Before i fuck your pussy and drown you with my Mr.Sperms, fuck off and dont seen by me again, you broken dick."
Yeah, These are results of speaking rudely. I think this fucking boss did right.
And one day our hero Fucka wanted to work in a company. And he went to negotiation with boss. Fucka started to talk.
"Hey, bro. There was a fucking boss. Have you seen him?"
"He is me."
"Well. So you are the boss. Who the hell is proud of your crappy company? Even My shit is more valuble than your fucking company. But I'm constipated and i cant produce shit. Because of this i need some money and i'm wanting you work under me. Okay, dickhead?"
Boss impressed. Yeah, this is the power of compliments. Boss answered.
"You can take it my company. it can be worthless. But,please. It will be an honor, master"
Yeah my students, as you can see you must compliment. If you do it, your fucking life will change. And we came to end of lesson two. Your homework:
"Go to your homeroom teacher and compliment to him. Write results to a paper."
Dont forget your homework, otherwise i will fuck your eyes and your eye degree will increase to 777(Yeah Jackpot). As a result, you will be worse than blinds.
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