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11:08 AM Jan 22 2009

Sone

Sone
Lithuania

Thank you a lot for remember me.

I wish you all the best. I hope you will reach everything you need this year!! good luck! 

A biggg Hug from SOne!

09:27 AM Jan 13 2009

freedom-soul
United Arab Emirates

Mukakala, I really apologize for replying late But i just today came back from ma final exam ..

Thanks, HaPpy New Year TOO .. Tongue out

gonna to read ur Messages Embarassed

sorry again for replying Late,

Bye For Now

01:52 PM Jan 05 2009

EwuLka

EwuLka
Poland

your polish is very,very good hehehe ;) sohow are you today?;)

08:45 AM Jan 04 2009

l.pharaoh

l.pharaoh
Egypt

hello , what's up?

10:46 PM Jan 03 2009

oodd
Oman

Ilike your picture and

Iwant knew youCool

01:13 PM Sep 05 2008

taj mahal

taj mahal
Saudi Arabia

thanx for your amazing words my good friend

 

Smile

09:50 PM Aug 24 2008

Q-mac

Q-mac
China

Happy Birthday,Guy.LaughingSmile

01:45 PM Aug 14 2008

taj mahal

taj mahal
Saudi Arabia

  i hope you are great cause i cant wait to show you my last  program and it about to meet marrige women and we ask their husbends what you are going to do if there is another women had entered your car without your permition >>>>>>>>>> first i had this idea i was in bathroom having shit then it came to me this idea so i talk to many derectors but 99% they say in simble word ((((((((( no ))))))))) cause they say im crazy  cause they were scared thats it will be so proplem then there is the last drector i finaly found him but he was  sooooooooooooo old and every two hours he felt in sleep cause he feel tired in all the time so i collect all i can then i write what im going to do and i told the derector about my idea and he was so exited then i went with my derector to a puplic place and i sart my program and two of the men wifes were watching the tv
first i found the first husbend and i asked thim about some
 personale things >>>>
first guy
me : hi
jimmy :hi
me : look jimmy how are you today i hope you are great today jimmy i have a question for you

jimmy : yah go ahead

me : what are you going if a women had enter your car and she said she want you to delever to her home or some place

jimmy : first i will tell her im not your godamn driver then i will tel her to find another guy cause im not that player you know im straight guy i dont like to play with girls you know

me : ok thank youuu so much jmmy

jimmy : welcom hosam baaaay


after i had meet jimmy i saw him after that he was calling his wife then i laughed so much hahahahahahahahahaha
cause i remeber when he saied i dont like to play with girls  he was i was so scared cause i imagen it in my hear if he saied another words cause i made this program and his wife was watching the tv
hahahaha i dont know but he felt it in his heart

ok let us find another guy who is real honest not like jimmy he was laire ok ok ok ohhhh i think that black guy is jhonson >>>>>>


me : hey hey hey hello nigga

??? : yah what is up nigga

me : who are you brother

???: im ahmed jhonson

me : hi mr. jhonson how are you man i want to ask you a question and i realy need an honest guy you know

mr.jhonson : yah go ahead

me : what are you going to do if a lady had enter your car and she told you to delever her to her home ??!!

mr.jhonson : i will fuck her man 

me :???????!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

then his mobile has ring his wife was in the phone >>>>>


his wife : heyyyy you dog stuped crab

mr.jhonson : ohh baby im soory im so so soory have you watch the tv

his wife : yes you stuped asshole tomorwo i will devorse you i promise that 

mr.jhonson : cmon baby i lied ok that only a tv show

>>>>his wife has close the phone in his face >>>>>
and he was crying you know  i know i did the shame thing so i canceld that show so im know feel so comforteblLaughing

03:38 AM Feb 22 2008

taj mahal

taj mahal
Saudi Arabia

story in sundy after 12 pm a man named ((james)) has devoresd from his wife so he went to a bar crying and when he go to the bar he ask aguy there .....please give me weskey....the guy sayed ok and he give  him  but the james has drink a lot and more and more then a james ask somthing strange to the guy there in the bar and he say hey please can u do me a favor  the guy  sayed ok man sure james say please if u can sleep with me just for one night cause my wife has left me and i realy mess those things u know....the guy say ok man i will if  u want.....thenhe sleep together in the next morning james has been in shocked when he saw him self sleeping with the guy naked and he sayed who r u and why u sleep with me naked?????? the guy sayed cmon james the fun just start ....and james  ran away and he went to the street crying ....after that 4dayes later james he promise him self to go back to the bar and try  to explain to the guy that last night he drunk alot and he lost his mind so he get back after 4 days and when he open the door he saw all the men stop there fun and stop every thing they were doing and start to look at him then they jump on him and they did bad things to him while he was trying to tell thim {{i was drunk last night please im not gay}} then the plice has enter the bar and when james saw the police he smile and he felt happy cause he find some one who bellive him but he got things wrong the police captured him and they put him in the jail and he was explain to thim that it was an exedint but the police sayed .......ok james i know that when pepole do some thing wrong they feel sad and they say i didnt do it i know that but it is ok ...u will go to jail ...but james say screaming noooooooooooooo i didnt do it i was drunk  but the police didnt bellived him and they put him in the jail then the men there did many things to him and they say hello gay welcome home and they did bad things to him in the next morning the police get him out of the prison and tell him not to do it any more and he say ok then he get back to his wife again and tell her what has happend to him in the last days but when her wife heard all his story she sayed ok what happend to u it is just like what happend to me cause me too im liespian and the women in the prison has make me do things stuped then no one bellive me so i became liespian so james became more happy and he say ok we have somthing in cooma so let us back girl ...then they get backe together and feel happy again ......{{gay   and lespian}}

11:48 PM Dec 12 2007

yonghuaqiu@126.com
China

hello~glad to meet u ..

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