JabbyWing

There were two people who went together on

a blind date. After a while, they were so bored.

It was a very boring blind date. Suddenly

a friend of his called him on the phone,

so he stepped away from the table in the restaurant,

went outside and talked with the friend for a while.

After he came back, he said to his female blind date,

“I’m sorry, my grandfather has died. I have to go.”

So the woman, who was very understanding, said,

¨Oh, of course, of course! That’s very good because

if your grandfather didn’t die, mine must die.”