Could you translate it into English from some kind of Asian English?

Can u translate “tendjewberrymud” in Englsih. Probably the following telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia can help you,. This conversation was recorded and published in the Far east Economic Review…

 Room Service ( RS):”Morny. Ruin sorbees”

Guest( G):”Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

RS:Rye…Ruin sorbees…Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”

G:” Uh…yes…I’d like some bacon and eggs.”

RS::”Ow July den?”

G: “What?”

RS: “Ow July den?… pry, boy, pooch?”

G:”Oh,the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,scrambled please.”

:”Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”

G:”:”Crisp will be fine”

RS: “Hocay. An San tos?”

G:”What?” RS: “San tos. July San tos?

G:” I don’t think so?”

RS: “No? Judo one toes??” :

G:”I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes” means”

RS:”Toes! Toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping webother?

G:”:”English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying “Toast”.fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

 RS::”We bother?”

G: “No…just put the bother on the side.”

RS::”Wad?”

G:” I mean butter…just put it on the side.”

RS::”Copy?”

G:” “Sorry?’

::” Copy..tea..mill?”

G:”Yes,Coffee, please, and that’s all”

RS::”One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy…rye??”

G:”Whatever you say”

 RS::” Tendjewberrymud.”

G:”You’re welcome!

Are you sure ?  English ?#$%@&*

I beleive it's just how some people from Asia pronounce some English words. I suppose  intonation and sounds in European and English language differ greatly. so it's difficult to pronounce.

 for example^ dje=do you

wad=what

copy= coffee

 However I cannot understnad "tendjewberrymud"

 Could you help me?!

 If you read it aloud maybe it will be easier to grasp

Oh!my God! If that's the case.I think I got it.

"tendjewberrymud" could be translated as "Thank you very much."

Boy!What a mess it is !

Thank you very much! I got it after giving you advice to say it aloud. I said it aloud and got the meaning, Howerver if I didn't ask your help, i wasn't able to give advice and got the meaning.

anyway some words in this dialogue sounded pretty funny.

Some lines makes me lol

for example:

room service= ruin service ( but to serve at a hotel isn't a distructionit's sooner a little creation)

 toast= toes (a toast doesn't relate to fingers of feet

and so on..

 I \d like to ask you . Have you ever heard anybody to sound like this or do you think it's just a funny fairy tale?

Have you been to Canada?  There is a big chain of coffee shops called "Tim Hortons", and when you go through the drive-thru, they are supposed to say,"Good morning, Tim Hortons!"  But in my neighbourhood, which is mostly Asian, it sounds like,"maymoaneen-imoden!"

So, lets see….

 Room Service ( RS):”Good morning, room service"

Guest( G):”Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

RS:Right…Room service. Good morning, did you wish to order something?

G:” Uh…yes…I’d like some bacon and eggs.”

RS::”How would you like them

G: “What?”

RS: How would you like them?  Fried?  Boiled?  Poached?

G:”Oh,the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,scrambled please.”

:How would you like the bacon?  Crisp?

G:”:”Crisp will be fine”

RS: Ok.  And some toast?

G:”What?”

RS: Some toast.  Would you like some toast.

G:” I don’t think so?”

RS: no?  You don't want toast?

G:”I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes” means”

RS:Toast!  Toast!  Why do you not want toast?  How about an english muffin with butter?

G:”:”English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying “Toast”.fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

 RS:: with butter?

G: “No…just put the bother on the side.”

RS:: what?

G:” I mean butter…just put it on the side.”

RS::”coffee?

G:” “Sorry?’

::”coffee?  Tea?  Milk?

G:”Yes,Coffee, please, and that’s all”

RS::”One minute.  That's room twenty three (or two-oh-three), scrambled eggs, crisp bacon, toasted english muffin with butter on the side, and coffee…right?

G:”Whatever you say”

 RS::”Thank you very much!

G:”You’re welcome!

How did I do?  You should look up "the pacific mall" in Toronto, Ontario.  I live near there.  I am the only white person I have seen around here! At 5'7", I feel VERY tall! 

Thank you very much, dreamer!!! for translating giving me some intersting details of hte place where you live!

i am sure I have never got some words ( for example “pooch” for me it sounds like Vinni-the Pooch)
By the way I ’v read that some people in China have tongue operation because they want to improve their pronanciation quickly. It ’s terrible. It s clear that Asian people need more practice in English phonetics. It should be respected!!!!!!

Where did you get this thing, anyway?  I thought you were relating something that happened to you.

i mentioned above that conversation was recorded and published in Far east econimic Rewiew . one of my friend took it from the Net some year ago…, what a way how I got it, ….I have never been to Canada…

What do people there think Canada is like?  It's funny, because even in the USA people have an inage of canada that is completely wrong. 

I've watched that famous newsman, Rick Mercer on YouTube, "Talking To Americans". I know Canada is different. You have a 20-hour clock and you send old people out on ice floes to die. The former Prime Minister's name is Jean Poutine. And your capitol building is an igloo. You have a 5-dollar coin called a "Woodie". Canadians are proud of their "Woodies".  As cruel and brutal as it is, the country refuses to cease the Saskatchewan seal hunt!

I know you Canadians!