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Women Are Hard To Understand

11:46 AM Jul 12 2009 | Reply

A7med_3zzat

Egypt

—If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If you visit another man, you're not putting in 'quality time'

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
!
If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex


So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

can't live with them..


can't live without them …

 

 

Sorry But That's True !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03:51 PM Jul 12 2009 | Reply

Ryo23T

Ryo23T

Saudi Arabia

 

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
how  about men ?  both  if they  need kisses
If you don't, you are not a man ? it all depnds  but how about  if you dont  you are not a woman?

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
not  really
If you don't, you are good for nothing
nothing? that very much
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
if  ou  agree  to all  her  like  you are a boring

If you don't, you are not understanding


if  u dont  thats nautarl
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

dont undrstand
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

no  thats main  he caring  about his waife and he love her
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
its sick
If you don't,


in fact  that what would  to be

 

03:59 PM Jul 12 2009 | Reply

Ryo23T

Ryo23T

Saudi Arabia

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


its  all depnds  if she need help

If you talk, she wants you to listen
sure and  if you  talk  he  wants  ou  to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

 


sure  and  if  you  lestien he  want  you talk
what you think the both are talk  at the same  time  ?
lestining  need to talk
and  talk  need to lestining

Sorry But That's True !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry  but that  the ture :)

12:24 AM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

sunaymert

sunaymert

Zimbabwe

woman is like a black hole:)I never try to understand anymore after ı have seen my hair getting gray.

12:50 AM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

julywidiawatiSuper Member!

Indonesia

Hahaha… Life is so complicated right? but without it life won't be so colorful..

If you already found your soulmate, which means you comfort with one person and nothing hard to get to be with..

well love and relationship will be something that you can't live without..

01:41 AM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

LYNX

LYNX

Saudi Arabia

Women are the next side of Men ..

any body say am fine with out her , he is a layer..

Women are like air for Men no one can deny that ..

there is no generation without Women ..

there is no spurttting without Women ..

there is no fried when you be with women ..

05:46 AM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

Bogle

Bogle

United States

There are many great quotes from many wise men throughout history which state that women are impossible to understand. :)

06:28 AM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

larrychen

larrychen

China

so wonderful sentences, i love it

but in fact i know not very much about woman, well, well, need time to communicate more

10:34 AM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

A7med_3zzat

Egypt

Ohh .. Great .

I think we have diffrent opinions about women ….

 But …

WHO IS RIGHT ? :P

02:33 PM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

CaN I CrY

CaN I CrY

Sri Lanka

:)))

 

So then, you should find the middle :)

06:33 PM Jul 13 2009 | Reply

amany7

amany7

Saudi Arabia

ya taht 's True I don't understand my self somtimes looool

nice topic .. :)