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A naked ape

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10:57 AM Dec 21 2007 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 

Am I a naked ape?

11:06 AM Dec 21 2007 | Reply

Kanaobi

United States

I dont know…did you run from the circus this evening? if yes well there's a 78,9% chance that you are :D

01:18 PM Dec 21 2007 | Reply

shadoww

shadoww

Serbia and Montenegro

Tongue out

05:16 PM Dec 21 2007 | Reply

devindernagpal

devindernagpal

India

Hide yourfelf in clothes,otherwise you know you will be stoned to death… it is crime in our society to be naked,to be original…?

08:17 AM Jan 03 2008 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 

Dear Kanaobi,

 I don't need to work in a circus to be or not to be a naked ape. In the city where I live, my "current forest", I feel a naked ape. But you have just to look around  and you will discover our Apeness!   

08:43 AM Jan 03 2008 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 Dear Shadoww,

 I have been reading an interesting  book* where it is said that naked human beings are the only animals who have their sex not at the back or hidden. If we meet naked and shake hands I can see your genital and you can see mine. Baci.  

 

*Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape: A Zoologist's Study of the Human Animal, London, 1965.

09:02 AM Jan 03 2008 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 

Dear Devin.

We are naked apes with a high sexual attitude. Nobody nowadays goes around naked without a reason.

 It is very fascinated to see naked bodies in magazines and in the internet. It's just a novelty of our era.

Stones are used by scared naked apes only in some "modern forests".     

 

03:45 PM Jan 03 2008 | Reply

shadoww

shadoww

Serbia and Montenegro

Antonino,

women r in better position

U can;t see thein genitalies, they r hidden, at least a part for reproduction.

But any way, nice answer from u.

And , to be the ape, u must think like ape.Not like human.

07:31 AM Jan 15 2008 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 

It is said that most naked apes like to live together and tend to have a partner for sexual reproduction and/or just for sexual intercourses.

So you have millions and millions of naked-ape couples around the world. Couple life is beautiful but it is not always that easy.

08:09 AM Jan 15 2008 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 

                                 I

Stones, stones, stones,

She is 22 years old.

Stones, stones, stones,

She committed adultery.

Stones, stones, stones,

She betrayed her husband.

Stones, stones, stones,

She betrayed her tribe.

Stones, stones, stones,

She betrayed her country.

Stones stones stones stones stones stones stones stones stones stones stones stones… 

Now she is dead, covered with stones!

 

02:53 AM Jan 25 2008 | Reply

Antonino

Italy

 

                                  II

Mario was too tired to embrace, too tired to kiss, too tired to love but never too tired to sit and fish.

Stefania was fed up with him and with his going to fish on Saturday nights.

On a Saturday night the born fisherman went back home early and saw his wife making love to a young man.

- "Whaaat?  What f* are you doing?" he cried. 

 

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