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Hey everybody!,Can we shared some jokes or funny stories..? or any funny story that happened to you. it just like what the doctors had said "laugh is the best medicine…"

A STOLEN  LUNCH

A cat has stollen a fish,then the cat chased after by the lady of the house who are in the middle of cooking.The cats running into her neighbour house,the lady in anger also rushes in into her neighbour house to get back her fish.

Her husband: I can see you're running after the stolen fish,but why you are soo late to get back after..?

Wife: The cat actually ask me to have a lunch with our neighbour…,erp!...

and your funny story..?

One day, I was walking on the road. suddenly ,I saw  an old women knock in a young boy ,the boy was very angry,he said,“can you see me?but I can't see you.”

that women is blind of course,she knock everybody isn't she?

another story:

a boy is talking to his mother

Boy: i want to be like superman

mom: ok..,start with tomorrow.go to school with wearing your underwares outside…

I aways went to school by bike. It took ten minutes to be there.

One day, I was got up late for school. The teacher asked me why I was late. I told him the truth.

After school, I backed home. My father told me that my teacher called him for the reason of my late for school.

Then, my father said with proud:"my dear, I told him that your bike was broken."  

shardzy..your story about superman is very..funny!!

I have one like this (very long..) (but I m not sure is it funny or no? ):

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said.  Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.  
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."  

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.  
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.  
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

MORAL OF THAT STORY:

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2  
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire….......

So… let’s close this internet & going to sell tomatoes!!!

 funny and motivative.this life sometimes more funnier then we though yet complicated

rolling over the floor laughing

That story about the tomato salesman is sooooo funny. XD

I know another story but I don´t know whether it´s funny as well…

Years ago I walked to school everyday and there had been a group of boys shouting some stupid comments everytime they had seen me. They even spit at me… I never reacted, just ignored them, because I knew: If I´d react they´d go on an on and on…

But then one day the "boss" of the gang advised his friends to stop it. All had been pretty astonished about it… especially when he followed me in order to ask for a date… I will never forget that curious facial expressions.

Had been great!

Rise..,you must be a very pretty girl,thats why they can't affort to get near you.very funny story also a life history.any more stories?

customer:why the milk is sour?

host:because it is sour milk.

customer:why no "sour"on the box?

host:may…maybe they forgot to write it!

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