Perfection (men and women pls read this, U WILL NOT REGRET)

Once there was a perfect man and a perfect woman who met each other.They were married and their union was, of course, perfect.

A night of Christmas , this perfect couple was driving his car perfectly along a deserted road when they noticed someone in distress on the side of the road. Being perfect, they stopped to give him assistance. The person in distress was Santa Claus, with his sack full of gifts. Not wanting to thousands of children are disappointed in Christmas , the perfect couple took Santa Claus in his perfect car and accompanied him to distribute gifts.

 Unfortunately, because of the bad weather, the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Which one?

(See the answer below.)

Continue to descend.

A1: The perfect woman survived!! In fact, this is the only person in this story that really exists. Everybody knows that Santa Claus and the perfect man does not exist.

Women stop reading from here,it is the end of the joke.

Men can continue.

 (only men, I said !!!!)

 A2: So if Santa Claus does not exist, any more than the perfect man, a woman must inevitably lead … This explains the accident.

PS: If you are a woman and you are reading this, we are trying to illustrate another truth: Women never listen to what we ask them to do.

Hope you enjoy this "joke"

PS: i respect either men and women, i just recieved this jock (it was in french and i tryed to translate it , that's why you will feel that the text is not correct)which I really liked and wanted to share it with you.

 Tell me what do you think about it.

Have nice time.

u know i've read the  same story  2 days ago here, but instead of perfect there was word "stupid"! =)

very funny! and I can say that it is truth in the same time. hehe! no perfect man and no woman who listen.

DS,,,nice to see u after a long time

really very nice one :)

but i would like this story to end with A1 variant ! (as i am a woman,i also think there isn't perfect man world over. i would rather believe in Santa existence :)

thx for nice joke …:)

haha I read the English version of this joke back then ;)

I think I already read this story-joke in Spanish… It's nice and it's true! haha…! Perfection does not exist … pretty bad, isn't it?

hi all of you, first i thank you all for your participation.

Youliashka the joke which you read with "stupid" was exactely the same?

You are right Shadow, no PERFECT man (unfortunatly) and no woman who listen.

Thanks Zanaz, hope you are fine.

You are welcome My   hight IQ, i agree with you and for me the joke ends in A1 .

Kanaobi and Cindrella87: this jike is very nice so you can find it in many languages( as i said i read it in french).No it's not bad that the PRFECTION doesn't exist, because if everyone was perfect the world would be boring.

Have a nice day and ENJOY LIFE.

An extremely nice joke. Thank you for sharing.

Never mind Jajani all womens read it, no one had listen to me

i think this kuul this my first tyme of hearing this thanks for this pice.