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06:53 AM Apr 10 2008 | Reply

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

every day I recieve a new  joke in my email

and would like to share it with you friend s , ok Wink , .you can do the same ,

here is the first one  :

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 

 

02:46 AM Apr 11 2008 | Reply

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

02:52 AM Apr 11 2008 | Reply

abdou 123

abdou 123

Algeria

good .for the tow thank u

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahah

11:41 AM Apr 12 2008 | Reply

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert." The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

 

06:42 AM Apr 13 2008 | Reply

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

The First 3 Years of Marriage

  • In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  • In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  • In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

07:58 AM Apr 13 2008 | Reply

Jane Doe

Jane Doe

Indonesia

lol the Albert one is funny

 

06:45 AM Apr 14 2008 | Reply

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

10:25 PM Apr 14 2008 | Reply

Nu Pogodi

Nu Pogodi

United States

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

 

01:23 AM Apr 15 2008 | Reply

abuhaseeb

abuhaseeb

Syrian Arab Republic

someone recieved a messege says :
” Your brain has two sides … right and left
in the left … nothing is right
in the right .. nothing is left”

08:53 AM Apr 15 2008 | Reply

monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

:D funy jokes
thank you ;)
read these nice question :
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a pronoun like “you”?
A: The letter ” I ”
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh!)
Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay)
Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
A: Y. (why)

04:15 AM Apr 16 2008 | Reply

abuhaseeb

abuhaseeb

Syrian Arab Republic

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.

I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$

who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$$incerely,

Norman$oh

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

DearNOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard.

NOwadays,NOthing much has changed.

You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United St ates may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to addNOw.

You kNOw what I mean.

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