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Understanding women

11:18 PM Jun 24 2008 | Reply

javamanju

javamanju

India

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.


All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."


The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."


The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required

to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for

worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."


The man thought about it for a long time.


Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."


The Lord immediately replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge .."

12:28 AM Jun 25 2008 | Reply

pop272001

pop272001

Indonesia

woman is secret of life,...and as a secret, there is nobody knows what it is..

02:08 AM Jun 25 2008 | Reply

mike_gwen

mike_gwen

Indonesia

LOL jav.
Woman is a very complicated thing. You’d better off messing around with them. Even mark anthony fell because of cleopatra. =)

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