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Hey Friends,

Hope to hear ur  jokes…

What's an ATTITUTE??

Three Ants saw an elephant coming…

1st Ant: We will kill him…

2nd Ant: We will break his leg…

3rd Ant: Leave him dude, he is alone and we are three so that won't be fair…

That's hilarious, Veezhta

Looking forward to more…

a lady walked into the parliament hall, while she walked on the

step she got a stumble and injured her leg, accidently the premier

passby and helped her up affably.

"how could I appreciate you"

"you just take a vote to me in next election"

"oh, my leg is injured but my head not"

best wishes

david

What is Batman saying to Robin when they goin’ to Batmobile?
-Come to Batmobil, Robin! :D

Hey friends,

Thanks for sharing ur jokes with us, I have another one more cute and very sweet joke….

A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconcious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water.

The sparrow woke up the next morning, looked around and said " prison, bread and water…."

" My God ! Have i killed the motorist.."

Hahhaaha :D Very good!! :D <hahaha>

"Daddy" a little boy asked his father."How much does it cost to get married ? " The dad answered " I don't know son,I am still paying for it "

there was 2 poor person’s and once at there country there was a big holiday at that day the went to visit the rich men with cultural bread and 1 bottle wine.WHEN the rich man LOOK at them he became very happy and he give them 1 million dollar and go to inside but they was still at his compound after 1 hour he look at them on the window quikly came and ask them
rich men:is the money not enough?
one of them answer’s:no it’s enough
rich men:so what are you waiting for?
another one answer’s:we are waiting for our bottle. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

tevfik bulut from turkey.

thanks a lot your jokes .

NASA is sending temel( a person in turkey ) and monkey to space for space research .Nasa is giving their  task papers. when space craft took off ,maybe temel  said himself that nasa gave monkey few tasks.firstly , when temel looked into monkey's task paper , monkey's tasks were to control space  craft , to take photograf from space , do all other  technical tasks.when temel saw this , temel felt upset and nervous.anyway , maybe temel thought they(nasa) would have given himself more tasks.when temel lookked into himself task paper , belive that  , only there were three words ''take care of monkey very well''

I would like to thank you in advance .take care of yourselves very well.

JOKE İS UNREAL .