Beware Newtonism

The 'Theory' of Gravity is a ONLY a theory, remember. Social Newtonism is an IDEOLOGY and responsible for almost all the the horrible things in this world that aren't already caused by Darwin cultists, infidels, atheists, and jooooos. 

Please read this and know the truth. 

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KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

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Rev. Gabriel Burdett explains Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

Founded in 1987, the ECFR is the world's leading institution of evangelical physics, a branch of physics based on literal interpretation of the Bible.

According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.

The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision."

"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.

Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.

"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."

Critics of Intelligent Falling point out that gravity is a provable law based on empirical observations of natural phenomena. Evangelical physicists, however, insist that there is no conflict between Newton's mathematics and Holy Scripture.

"Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein's general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world," said Dr. Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry. "They've been trying to do it for the better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don't know how."

"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work," Carson said. "What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"

Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.

"Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."

In one of the social networking sites, a person was convinced that god actually programmed the computer and god is operating it remotly(he had "scientific" evidence of this)

One example is the moon split (which was also a dicussion topic here)

With out people like them, social networking sites or indeed life for that matter will be less fun and interesting.

OMG!, this article gave me the biggest laugh of the day! :D

Thanks for sharing. ^^

 Nice article! =)))) It's the best reply to the topic 'Beware darwinism'!

"there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise."

There is an alternative theory about gravity, personally I think that this is the more logic one. Supporters of this theory believe that Jesus and the angels were all fond of a certain energy drink and that satan was more a "pepsi cola" kind of guy.

Listen to the scientist explaining gravity in this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaaV5LeQEY

The evidence is overwhelming, almost all paintings and illustrations show angels with WINGS ! They must have been drinking red bull. So for me it is clear.

It’s clear if you are a HERETIC.
Red Bull gives you wings.
Angels have wings.
Lucifer (Satan) was an Angel
Therefore, Angels drink Red Bull. Satan drinks Red Bull.
RED BULL IS EVIL!
Jesus didn’t have wings. I know. I’ve seen the paintings and the movies! Jesus drinks Coke Zero. Have you seen his abs? He’s ripped. No way would he drink something with all that sugar.
Don’t listen to Oonah. She’s blinded by Satan and too much Taurine.

Please Greg,

Come to your senses before it is to late! When D-day comes you will not be prepared, take my advice and carry at least two Red Bulls with you all the time!

And your Jesus-coke-zero story is a scam! I am reading this great book, I cannot tell all, not finished it yet, but there seems to be a complot of the church and they have hidden clues in famous paintings, they want people to believe Jesus was very skinny, but they discovered by restoring a masterpiece, that the first layer of paint shows a Jesus with a fat belly!

It is not to late, it is never to late, there is always… the night shop!!!

Oonah, I will sooner believe in Fat Jesus than I will believe in Fat Elvis.

Both lies perpetrated by the cult of Red Bull.

Satan uses a DELL computer too. Don't you see????   Red Bull = Rub Dell!!!!!!

hmm… you got me there… rubbing Dell computers is evil for sure…

The producers of red bull and coke zero would be the richest person in the world if actually the angels, including lucifer, drank red bull and Jesus drank coke zero.

I think The Coca Cola Compagny managed to make a few bucks over the years…

$135.86 bil