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Your family proposes marriage for you Houston, we have a problem. Have you met my family? I don't trust them. It sounds like they are trying to get back at me. "But she is so sweet", yeah, right. It really means she a fricking beotch from hell. I am sure they are not any better than my "friends" at the match making business. "Another fella told me He had a sister who looked just fine Instead of bein' my deliv'rance She had a strange resemblance To a cat named Frankenstein" WOOF!!! I threw her bone and called it a night. with a girl who is one of the most lovely, Sure, I heard that one before. At least they didn't say she has "a nice personality". That equals WOOF!!! pious, Which definition? 1 a: marked by or showing reverence for deity and devotion to divine worship b: marked by conspicuous religiosity <a hypocrite – a thing all pious words and uncharitable deeds – Charles Reade> 2: sacred or devotional as distinct from the profane or secular : religious <a pious opinion> 3: showing loyal reverence for a person or thing : dutiful 4 a: marked by sham or hypocrisy b: marked by self-conscious virtue : virtuous 5: deserving commendation : worthy <a pious effort> Ixnay on the Iouspay. OK? well mannered, Check. I don't want to marry a man. Although I have known women who could peal the wallpaper off of walls when they "broke wind". Thanks, Mr., I've been meaning to redecorate. I still have my gas mask just in case I meet another "Tootie". well-educated, That's good. You can only have sex so much. And let's face it, if we didn't care about their minds we would just get one (or more if you are polygamous) of those inflatable "love dolls". "But she never shuts her mouth." Hey, no one is perfect. "But Nu, I'm too winded to have sex after blowing her up". Then get a real woman and be miserable like the rest of us. and well-versed in househol duties they know. What? Does she own "Molly Maid" or something? Am I getting married here or hiring a janitor? She probably smells like ammonia. They come back that with the message that she is prepared to marry you provided: You agree to adopt one baby for each child you two have. Well, I have had my eye on this 17 year old Asian girl….. I always wanted a child I could put through college. I could visit her every weekend. Will you marry her? That's a big step. We're talking about the woman I will want to annoy for the rest of my life. Did she pass the tennis ball, garden hose test?
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