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A man show his wife for sale !!!!!

07:17 AM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

osesame

osesame

Egypt

A Roman man show his wife for sale on a site for buying and selling used cars , the man called Alex wrote in his ads. “a wife for sell , model 1983, in good condition, full options, the price is negotiable for serious only….And he said he received offers but he refused coz either it is very low prices or they want buy his wife with long instalments J Surprised......Laughing

12:23 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

LEAF

LEAF

Pakistan

my name lol

02:07 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

glassy heart

Saudi Arabia

haha thats creasy man i know that

we have to give him chrity in order not to buy his wif..

but not if his wife happy with what  is she doing?

go to find work loooooooooooooooserMoney mouth

03:25 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

gkisseberth

Colombia

from craigslist

 

For Sale      One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position. 

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large. 

Needs re-wiring�Many wires are currently crossed. 

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a 
failed effort at camouflaging them. 

Needs re-upholstering   Carpet has turned a dingy gray. 

Needs front-end work—Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart. 

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis, 

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply.. 

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.  

04:26 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

NAJLA

NAJLA

Saudi Arabia

Sealed

CRAZY WORLD!!

08:18 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

dreamerhh

Oman

i expected any thing from ppl these days,coz nowdays we live in crazy world,more we live,more we will see weired things

10:36 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

Nu Pogodi

Nu Pogodi

United States

 

10:39 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

osesame

osesame

Egypt

hahahaha, funny ad reallyLaughing.....

10:59 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

Nu Pogodi

Nu Pogodi

United States

I think she made her point. Laughing

 

11:04 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

konstka

konstka

Russian Federation

Oh, gkiss I think it's impossible to sell it you ask too much. I'm afraid you have to pay too much money to get rid of this vehicle. But if you were muslim you could merely buy new one. 

11:10 PM Jul 04 2009 | Reply

osesame

osesame

Egypt

OOH, U COMPLAIN ABOUT TOPICS TALK ABOUT ISLAM….AND WHEN WE BRING FUNNY TOPICS AWAY OF ISLAM , U URSELF INSIST TO BRING THE WORD HERE!!!!

THEN TELL ME GKISS, OF COURSE U READ WHAT KONSTKA WROTE, WHAT IS THE SOLUTION? U BEAR HATRED IN UR HEARTS TOWARDS ISLAM, I THINK CLEAN UR HEARTS FIRST FRIENDS, .....