Learn English with English, baby!

Join for FREE!

English Forums

Use our English forums to learn English. The message boards are great for English questions and English answers. The more you contribute, the more all members can practice English!

:  

Life Talk!

Math Logic:

03:02 AM Sep 09 2009 | Reply

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

Here is a little
something someone sent me that is indisputable 
mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It
goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone
wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%
 

AND look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118% 


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty
  , that while  Hard work 
and  Knowledge
will get you close, and 
Attitude 
will get
you there, its the 

Bullshit
  and 
  Ass
kissing
  that will put you over the
top.


"REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

04:43 AM Sep 09 2009 | Reply

Djouzi

Djouzi

Algeria

nice

03:41 PM Sep 09 2009 | Reply

jamal faraji

Morocco

FANTASTIC I HAVE AN EQUATION FOR YOU 

XXXXXXXX?

19+1+12+1+4+5+5+14 = ?

7+15+15+12- from (j) = ?

GOOD LUCK WE NEED MORE WISE IDEAS

03:43 PM Sep 09 2009 | Reply

wyz agf

wyz agf

Brazil

IT IS VERY FUNNY AND INTERESTING .

05:54 PM Sep 09 2009 | Reply

Lini

Lini

Indonesia

 

    impressing :))))

06:44 PM Sep 09 2009 | Reply

Monique Fernandes

Brazil

funny XD

10:49 PM Sep 11 2009 | Reply

Whitney S

Whitney S

Colombia

hahahahaahashahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa so funny!

I am afraid it is kind of true, but I dont like it

:)

01:16 AM Sep 12 2009 | Reply

aliyatul_hikmah

Indonesia

I also ever post blog almost like this.

here it is…..

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1×8 + 1 = 9
12×8 + 2 = 98
123×8 + 3 = 987
1234×8 + 4 = 9876
12345×8 + 5 = 98765
123456×8 + 6 = 987654
1234567×8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678×8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789×8 + 9 = 987654321

1×9 + 2 = 11
12×9 + 3 = 111
123×9 + 4 = 1111
1234×9 + 5 = 11111
12345×9 + 6 = 111111
123456×9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567×9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678×9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789×9 10= 1111111111

9×9 + 7 = 88
98×9 + 6 = 888
987×9 + 5 = 8888
9876×9 + 4 = 88888
98765×9 + 3 = 888888
987654×9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543×9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432×9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1×1 = 1
11×11 = 121
111×111 = 12321
1111×1111 = 1234321
11111×11111 = 123454321
111111×111111 = 12345654321
1111111×1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111×11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111×111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K


8+1+18+4+23
15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E


11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E


1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D


12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Have a nice day & God bless!!

 

 Smile

 

DO U STILL HATE MATH?????

CAN YOU SAY….

 

07:16 AM Sep 12 2009 | Reply

Djouzi

Djouzi

Algeria

Hi Aliya,

Wow, I remeber u study maths

by the way, how are your postrgraduate studies ?

have a good luck !