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satclimb

satclimb

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Come ,come, come to laugh but the reason of our laughing dont be others crying!

10:11 PM Feb 22 2011 |

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tuongthieu

tuongthieu

Viet Nam

It's quite laughable. Thanks for sharing. Here is an other joke for you :

 A man called to a Health Consultancy and asked for a weight-loss program. The target was to lose 5 kgs within a week. On the next day, he heard the door knocked, and when opening the door, he saw a voluptuous 19 year old girl.

" I'm form the Health Consultancy. Here is your excercise".

Then she undressed, showed the man a board with the message : " You can do everything if you can catch me".

Without wasting a second the man jumped at the girl, but he could never catch her. After 5 days, he found that he lost 5 kgs, as his requirement.

Being so happy, he asked for the next program, this time, he wanted to lose 10 kgs within a week.

Things went unchanged, except the girl. This time, he saw the most beautiful girl that he ever met . Once again, the man was satisfied with 10 kgs lost within a week.

Afterwards, he asked for a program with 25 kgs lost within a week.

" This is very tough. Please think twice sir", the consultant said.

" Never mind, I bear all responsibility", the man said.

On the next day, he saw at his door a great man like Mike Tyson, with this message on his board : " I will do evrything if I can cacth you".

After a week, the Consultancy had to pay back the money to the man, as he lost 30 kgs , instead of 25 .

 

07:08 AM Feb 23 2011 |

Lovely Fabian

United Arab Emirates

No, Nu.. It's something with "vulcan" in the word..

05:57 AM Feb 26 2011 |

Lovely Fabian

United Arab Emirates

Well, it's my pleasure to play caretaker for you..Smile 

06:44 AM Feb 26 2011 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

Make a movie of yourself for a day that would be the best ever comedy! :-)))

09:28 AM Feb 26 2011 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

Ok next time make a movie of someone ( don’t tell him/her that you have such a plan) and at the end of the day trim the most funniest parts and present him/her … believe me s/he would laugh like mad … ;))

10:14 AM Feb 26 2011 |

tuongthieu

tuongthieu

Viet Nam

My elder son still calls me " Stupid Tom cat", meanwhile he is happy to be Jerry mouse, although his horoscope is… Cat.

08:53 AM Mar 02 2011 |

tuongthieu

tuongthieu

Viet Nam

Nope. We are good partners both in life and badminton matches.

11:23 AM Mar 02 2011 |