an amazing story of nowhere (lets contribute a sentence)

Hey guys!! I just read through some of the forums here and and there are people

who pretty made a good  job.

This time, i'm gonna ask you to make a sentence out from our topic. In this way, we could have fun and at the same time learn.

Now, our topic is "MY DOG" you can write anything about it, its up to your imagination,  you can kill the dog in your sentence or make it alive again. you can make ridiculous things. :-) . I'll start my first sentence…

My dog and I played on the street. 

while we were coming back at home,,,,,,

there is a cat near a thief.

Suddenly my dog began to chased the cat, me to thief,too,,,,,,,,,,

I shouted: hi thief! wanna be my friend?

The thief replied me ''Why not,let's come in home''!!!!

My dog is completely stupid.

It's because I didn't give my dog enough love )).

after afew days the thief

began to fall in love me(imagine the thief is a young lady),still my dog is running behind the cat what a big energy it has…wowwwww!!!!

After getting married with the thief, I found that "she" was actually a man.