Before and after marriage

Dear frds, what do you think about this?

Before the marriage :D

He  : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He   : NO! Don't ever think about it

She : Do you love me?

He  : Of course!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He  : NO! Why you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He  : Yes!

She : Will you hit me?

He  : No way! i'm not such kind of person!

She : Can i trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top :D

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i dont think that these dialogs are rite,you know why??????

i am a married gal and i know the relation between a hus and wife is getting closer n closer when they came to knew more about each other…......

i love my husband more than anything in my life

Cat eyes thats really a funny post but just one sided if the relations comes to that point the couple should have both the same thoughts and feelings to eachother :D:D:D

anyway thaks again u helped me to smile :D:D:D 

I like this one better.:D

She said: You look handsome today dear.
He heard: I just bought something really expensive.

He said: Are you having an affair?
She heard: Because I am and it’s great.

She said: Do I look fat in these pants?
He heard: Do you ever want to have sex again?

He said: You look great in those pants.
She heard: I am totally trained.

She said: It was fun visiting your mother.
He heard: You owe me “Big Time”.

He said: I bought you something from Victoria Secret.
She heard: And can you wear this bag over your head too?

She said: Was it good for you?
He heard: Because I hope someone had fun.

She said: We need to talk.
He heard: You need a lawyer.

He said: Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?
She heard: Do you mind living with an anal retentive neurotic?

She said: You were snoring again last night.
He heard: Do you have to breathe?

He said: I’m thinking about buying a motorcycle.
She heard: I’m in the mood for a big fight.

She said: Will you go clothes shopping with me?
He heard: Can I pull your fingernails out with pliers?

He said: I thought our waitress was very nice.
She heard: I’ll be thinking about her during sex.

He said: Let’s try something new tonight.
She heard: Let’s see if you’re double jointed.

She said: Do you mind not watching football?
He heard: Do you mind if I castrate you?

There is no hitting.

wow,,, i like it sooooo much,,it is so fun and really

daing that post i just hope my hus is not like that idiot

so funny,what about the real one?

i want to read more about you as i have no experience…

Yes frds. It's not my own words..hehehhh. I got from somewhere and what i see is  humour and its creative words. I dont know how he/she wrote words in contrast meaning and converse direction of dialogue. However, i think this situation may be true for someone , somewhere and some time. Please notice that i said " SOME' not  "ALL"

Anywhere i think it s funny too :D

Hi noor, what u thinking about before and after marrige ?I am waiting for u….......................