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Hi guys I found this poem .. It teachs you pronounciation!!

Have fun Wink

English is tough stuff
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

What agreat way to learn Pronounciation !

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Yours

Ocean

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07:06 AM Aug 07 2009 | Reply

Lysastre

Lysastre

Germany

Great poem but VERY tough to find all the tiny difficult bits. :D

 

01:27 AM May 02 2009 | Reply

aliyatul_hikmah

Indonesia

Poems I have ever read are not difficult to be read like this…..

I just try to Have fun Wink like u said….. Smile

although my mouth still difficult to spell it well…. Foot in mouthSealed

 

 

04:14 PM Apr 23 2009 | Reply

ramesh.sinha1

India

Thank you!

It good way to improve pronounciation…

09:17 PM Mar 05 2009 | Reply

littlepig2007

China

its great to find it,thanks

01:50 AM Mar 01 2009 | Reply

Shen yu ru

Taiwan

Thank you so much!  But….I can't find the link of the poem…

12:50 AM Dec 15 2008 | Reply

aliyatul_hikmah

Indonesia

The meaning of this poem must easier be understand if I can hear how u speak it :)

12:48 AM Dec 15 2008 | Reply

aliyatul_hikmah

Indonesia

it is very good, Smile

A Pronunciation Poem!!!

I like poem…

n I never read poem like this… Innocent

I'm interest with it, but…

to know how our pronunciation right or wrong…,

it must need another person who better in it Undecided

Well! it's no problem! I still want to try!!!!! Laughing

 

Thanks for this topic….

one again, it's interesting Wink

 

 

10:46 AM Dec 14 2008 | Reply

PeacefulxChaos

United States

Wow, I'm from the US so English is my native language and even I'm having a hard time pronouncing some of this. I had to stop and correct myself when I read this aloud and started to pronounce the words so they would rhyme instead of saying them the correct way. There are so many words in English that look very similar but are pronounced differently; then there are words that look completely different but sound almost exactly the same. I don't know how all of these people can learn English so well. I've been trying to learn a wide array of other languages and its very hard. I applaud any foreigner who can pronounce all of this.

06:39 PM Nov 02 2008 | Reply

angie maldonado

Mexico

Tongue outwith all these new words i've learnt with this poem, i think i'm gonna forget the ones i knew already!!!!! haha! kidding..!

But, it's so good, ah? "your advice is to give uuuuup???" haha! Ok, i give up!

10:57 AM Nov 02 2008 | Reply

lakswin

lakswin

India

Whoop…what a lengthy and lot of words to know…wonderful one, must read!

 

09:25 AM Oct 27 2008 | Reply

RainboW

RainboW

Ukraine

Thank you!!!

04:58 PM Sep 29 2008 | Reply

aura-dagimar

Poland

OK! Thanx. It is good!!! Cool

09:43 PM Aug 23 2008 | Reply

dr.mirwais

dr.mirwais

Afghanistan

Ocean SA,

you have posted a helpful poem, a few mistakes that I  noticed in your writing and your comment on Black Sea's writing are:

Sometimes we can use present continuous with future meaning. 

it teachs (teaches) you pronunciation,

Its (it's) about time…. 

The reason for your mistake is  (no need to use because) that you ….

you don't (didn't) double check what you have wrote (written) 

 To remind each other of our mistakes is helpful and we shouldn't be offended.

 

All the best

Mirwais. 

04:38 AM Aug 18 2008 | Reply

dofkele15

dofkele15

Lithuania

It's really good lesson…

12:10 AM Aug 01 2008 | Reply

BrOwN-SuGaR

Saudi Arabia

thanks ocean I LIKE IT

04:13 AM Jul 30 2008 | Reply

Ocean-SA

Ocean-SA

Saudi Arabia

You are welcome ….

 

well … it is hard sort of… but believe me it would be much nicer if you used a talking dictionary to find out how to pronounce  it

 

 

Good luck!

thank you everyone for your commentsCool

11:48 PM Jul 29 2008 | Reply

pink angel

pink angel

Saudi Arabia

thank you very mch for this nice topic

 

but honestly i felt headache once i have finished

09:37 AM Jul 22 2008 | Reply

jenny_emo

jenny_emo

United States

lol , nice one

04:09 AM Jul 20 2008 | Reply

paty_lucu

paty_lucu

Indonesia

LOve it!!!

09:13 PM Jul 18 2008 | Reply

Am-MiMi

Am-MiMi

Thailand

How to listen this poem?

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