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September 5, 2008

The humour english is special. There are a sample of them. I choice three english jokes. It´s not very longers. Anybody to know much?

Dogs and CatsWhat is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; Cats instead think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.

River A man was walking along a river bank (the land at the side of a river is called a bank) when he saw a man walking along the opposite bank. He called across, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?" The other man looked confused and shouted back, "You're on the other side of the river already." 

God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"


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07:04 AM Sep 05 2008


Hi, your jokes are funny,i think you like laughing a lot, don't you?I'm houce and i have a joke about logique:

A man asked another man "what does mean the term logic?".the man gave him an example as follows: "if you're in a boat, in the sea and the boat sanks(goes under water) because of a storm, this is logic"the curious man has understood and went on, he met another man and asked him:"do you have a sea in your country?" the other answered no.the curious man answered him back:"so you haven't any LOGIC"

I wish you'll understand this joke, otherwise i'll re-formule it with another way.

I'll be nice to know you.

see you soon houce