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We are men :)

azns1535 — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:32:02 GMT

We are men :)

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

The Lamaze class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet.

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

impossible

azns1535 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:48:38 GMT

impossible

IMPOSSIBLE

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.

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One thing you can learn by watching the clock is that it passes time by keeping its hands busy.

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The heart is happiest when it beats for others.

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The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little "extra".

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azns1535 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:46:25 GMT

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DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

azns1535 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:41:37 GMT

DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.

WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

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MEN'S WORDS

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you