life as computer

I've just read a funny article, and i'd like to share it with you!!

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

• If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

• Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

• To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

• To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

• To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

• If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

• When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

• "Help" with the chores is just a click away.

• You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.

• We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

• To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

• Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

• To undo a mistake, click on "back".

• Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".

• If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".