It's my life (live)
Russian Federation
August 19, 2007
When I was 8 years old I faced the opportunity of learning a foreign language? What language should I learn? English, French,German or Chinese? It was a stumbling block for me. So I made up my mind to make a move and learn all the languages one by one. English was the 1 on my to-learn list.
Now when I am doing my 4 year in the University I give it a good thought. What language should one learn to be confident in the world? So English? Here are some reasons why English should be taken as the first foreign language!
1. Bill Gates speaks English. So sending out your resume he may by any chance sort out among the piles of other resumes yours. You may join one of the greates and reachest companies in the world thanks to ongoing passion for English
2. How many T-shirts are covering the dust in your wardrobe? I guess there is a good pile of them. In many cases they have got lots of slogans on it. So going out in your favourite T-shirt you don't have a single idea of what's writen on it. you may proudly be sailing down the street with the slogan like 'fuck off' or My name is Usama bin Laden or kick me right now! The option is pretty wide. You should be well aware of the teeny-weeny unremarkable slogan that's on your T-shirt. So learn English to learn what's going on on your T-shirt!
3. All the men are heads over ears in love with Pamela Anderson. In this case you MUST know English to track down the latest up-dates of her goings-on!
Heaps of luck! And learn English!
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Jaber
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August 18, 2007
I woke up when I heard my stubby cheeks scratch my pillow. Isn't it a good drive to open your eyes and drag your feet to the bathroom to have a good shave! But the thing is that I couldn't find neither the bathroom nor the shaving lotion nor my razor! I looked around and it gave me creeps.
It wasn't MY room, nor it was my flat. Even the cat that was staring at me didn't seem to be mine! To tell the truth I have got only a fish that is as silent and ivisible as any sober-minded fish should be. I was about to blame Harry Potter for I thought it was his crafty intrigues! He transformed my poor fish into the cat with his wand.
But there was no Harry Potters in the room. How could I find myself in that room? Should I believe in the UFO?