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July 9, 2007

...that love conquers all????

Honestly it doesn't!!! And there is this friend of mine who insists that it does. I know I have to respect other people's opinion but this one just infuriates me. The reason why love, as they say, conquers all, is because  they allow it to do so. IF our heart will do the ruling, what's the point of having our brain in our head???

Those who have violent reactions, you're free to challenge meYell

June 25, 2007

A married woman was having an affair.  Whenever her lover
came over, she put her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman heard a car in the driveway and put her
lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?"  the little boy asks.
"No, thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position
he's in.
"$25." the little boy replies.
"$25?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to
protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when
she hears a car and, again, places her lover in the closet with
her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes, it is," replies teh man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK.  How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
"$50." the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son.
Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them." replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting
to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"$75." the little boy says.
"$75?!" That's thievery!  I'm taking you to the church
right now.  You must confess your sin and ask forgiveness",
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional,
draws the curtain, sits down and says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"
"Don't start that stuff in here, kid!" the priest says.

June 25, 2007

Her Body Hurt Wherever She Touched It

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”