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A teacher asked two Boy Scouts* in his class,"Have you two done any good deeds today?"

"Yes,we have."one Boy Scout said happily.

"Well,then,what did you do?"asked their teacher.

"We help an old lady cross the street."

"Why did you both have to help the old lady cross the street?"

The boys thought a moment and then one said""BCS THE OLD LADY DIDNT WANT TO CROSS THE STREET."

Three men were stranded on an island,and they found a magic lamp with a genie* inside.

The genie said he would give each of them one wish.

The first man said"I want to go home to my family.

The second man also wished to go home.

The third man said "it's lonely and boring of  here all by myself."

"Could you bring those two guys back?"

A dog saw a job advertisement in a window, He walked into the company with the ad in his mouth.

The boss laughed and said"I can't hire you.You're a dog."

The bog pointed to the ad where it said"Anyone may apply."

"Type me a letter."said the boss.

The dog went to a computer and typed a perfect letter.

"Ok, I'll hire you if you can speak another language."

The dog looked up  at the boss and said"MEOW"