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dadush923

dadush923

Slovakia

March 25, 2009

Today, I'm about to complain about one special type of girls.

We all know them.

Their nicknames sound like: KiSseS_4_U, SeXy_Assss, LickY_LillY, etc. In our language it can get even worse, once I found a girl named KiSsYyNQqAaaA:D

You can recognize these girls with these profile information:

1. Weight: 42 kg.... Oh My GoSh, I'm So FAaaaaaaaaaat!

2. Do you smoke? -> No, OnLy A CigAreTte of My BoYfrIendS ( If U knOw WhaT I meAn hahaha LOL)

3. What languages do you speak? -> EnGliSh, GeRmaN, And FreNch :-* :-* LoL RoFl

4. What is your picture of perfectly spent evening? -> HangiN Out In the Bar, DrinkiN with My GirLz, DanciN All NiGht lOng!!! :-*:-*  (Mummy, can I go out tonight? ..... Yes, but be home till 9pm, and don't even try to get home drunk, if you do, take your toothbrush and go live with grandma!! You're just 14!)

The photoalbums of these girls look all the same:

1. At least 60 similar photos taken in bathroom mirror with new phone, which has to be shown to everyone, with just girl's bra on her body, sending kisses to everyone, trying to look hot when she's 14 years old and the bra is filled with daddy's socks.

2. At least 40 similar photos taken in New Yorker or some other store, taken in the changing room, sending kisses to everyone again, or just having an I-am-an-emo-kid-look-at-me-it-makes-me-hot look ( you can't even see her face through the hair with half a centimeter thick layer of new lybar hair-spray, and she's looking like someone took her favourite eye-liner from her)

3. Strange poems or quotes about love with pictures of little kids or two angels making love with some blingee signs made in photoshop.

But there is something strange on these girls:

They are trying to show, how great their social life is, it looks like it's just shopping, hangin out and having a party all day and night long, but at the same time they are able to be online 24/7 and making new "friendships" on facebook, MySpace, etc.... How can they do it?

More entries: YEAAAAAAAH!! (1), ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz! (2), OUCH! (2), HEY!!! :((( (9), CHRISTMAS!!!, Mikuláááš! (1), NAZDAAAAAR!!, B-DAAY!!! (3), Summer Lovin' (6)

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07:22 AM Mar 26 2009

Henry.TJ

Henry.TJ
China

"do you somke? -no,only a ciggaret of my boyfriend"

well that's funny  :P

 

 

06:48 AM Mar 26 2009

Fish Chen

Fish Chen
China

hoho ,in my country we call them non-mainstream, they have thier own style and exclude others' opinion.they are very young,in thier opinion we are always behind the times.may be it is.

 some segment of this blog are so amusing