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Lil'Star

United States

January 28, 2010

Things to do in an Elevator
1)When theres's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
3)Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
4) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
5) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
6)Swat at flies that don't exist.
7) Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
8) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
9) Stare at one of the other passengers for awhile, and then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and then back away slowly.
10) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
11) Stare grinning at one of the passengers for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
12) Meow occasionally.

More entries: just cus i am so fuckin bored :P read and laugh with meeeeeeeeee (17), hellooooooo pls read it :) (7)

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02:46 AM Mar 03 2018

smaliabbasrizvi
Pakistan

I will try to do this. lovely

07:47 PM Aug 31 2017

AJH

AJH
South Korea

ㅋㅋㅋlol

05:09 AM Mar 16 2011

ads999111q

ads999111q
India

 kool..:D

12:11 PM Feb 08 2011

JusTurK_TR

JusTurK_TR
Turkey

wtf..!?  they're neither funny nor interesting..just nonsense

i can't even force myself to smile 

 

but that was my opinion about those recommendations..not about you.u look quite interesting :D

10:15 AM Dec 24 2010

dodo6394

dodo6394
United States

 i really like your blog XD i should try one of them xp thanks for the share =)

07:29 AM Dec 24 2010

Rockky01

Rockky01
Pakistan

Hey All…How are you doin…???
I’m greeting ALL THE CHRISTIANS…
for your Holy Festival...
from Whole of Pakistan & from ALL the Muslims...
& From ALL THE HUMANS…

may YOU ALL celebrate this with happiness…
may YOU ALL enjoy that at your BEST…
may WE ALL be happy…
& may PEACE be upon ALL OF US...

& I greet to ALL OF THE MUSLIMS for the birthday of OUR HOLY PROPHET JESUS CHRIST (May Peace Be Upon Him...)

May WE ALL Could Close Together...
May WE ALL Could Think Neutrally...
May WE ALL Could Try To Stop "THE ONE WAY STREET" against ANYONE...
May WE ALL Could Feel...the Need Of PEACE...LOVE & TOLERANCE...

Aameen...

04:00 PM Jul 05 2010

Pharaun

Pharaun
Spain

Have you ever done any of the things you mention on your blog or you're on of THEM??? 

lol 

12:19 AM Apr 13 2010

mafan1993
China

 I am a 17 year-old Chinese boy, want to be your friend. My English is not very good, but we can learn from each other. If you like, please add me or add my MSN: mafan1993@hotmail.com

08:06 AM Mar 29 2010

terrys

terrys
China

Sorry,My English is not good.So, I do not know what that means.

but,I think your blog is very beautiful background. :p@  :)

05:51 AM Feb 16 2010

ALT

ALT
United States

lmfao =)

i will try #3 "imaginery friend Greg" 

06:52 AM Feb 11 2010

ChristyCandy
Ukraine

You are fucking bored , your blog is fuckin Funny!!!

I like it and I like you ... Seems U R such a crazy as ME ;)

See you soon

08:16 PM Feb 03 2010

JOSEFRANCISCO
Colombia

Hi:

 This is something become elevator in some kind of religion or science

you need a new activity around spend your time, bye

05:34 PM Jan 28 2010

Gilberto1

Gilberto1
Mexico

 4) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"  lool so funny

04:34 PM Jan 28 2010

Efri Shan

Efri Shan
Indonesia

 Loooöoool.:-D

12:11 PM Jan 28 2010

Youth

Youth
Saudi Arabia

 ( 11 ) is funny as hell Laughing

12:11 PM Jan 28 2010

Lil'Star
United States

yea #9 is my fav too

i think i am gonna try it one of these days probably in a mall u know make sure that noone'd recognise me Money mouth

11:57 AM Jan 28 2010

Olysaurus

Olysaurus
Norfolk Island

  4-7-9 xD i just lol'd