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Moriza

Moriza

Ukraine

October 26, 2012

I decided to start this issue,and my intention is to unite all those who loves

humour and jokes.Welcome and share your funny stories!

Let,s have fun and laugh together.

I want to open this blog with a joke that was sent by my good friend from Morocco after he heard about my idea.

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Girl: I,m in a big trouble!

Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!

Boy: Oh,well,all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don,t have one.

Boy: Well,then buy one.

Girl: Can,t afford one.

Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.

Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse

        come to the trap.

Girl: I don,t have any cheese.

Boy: Ok,then take a piece of bread and put some oil in it  and put it in the

       trap.

Girl: I don,t have oil.

Boy: Well,then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don,t have bread.

Boy: Then what the fuck is that mouse doing at your house???

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01:22 AM Dec 24 2012

hot-cabbage
China

so much delicious food,i am hungry.are they traditional food in your festival?

12:08 AM Dec 24 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

DEAR FRIENDS,help yourself,please.

11:40 PM Dec 23 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Thanks so much for your greetings DEAR FRIENDS (SEIYF,MAHTAB and IRENE).

I wish you LOVE,HEALTH and HAPPINESS.

Friendship Quotes, True Friend, Quotes, Pictures,Heart Quotes,Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Thoughts and Pictures

07:25 PM Dec 23 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR MORIZA!

Wishing you happiness
To welcome each morning,
Wishing you laughter
To make your heart sing.
Wishing you friendship
Sharing and caring,
And all of the joy
The birthday can bring!

06:03 AM Dec 23 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Best Wishes My Dear!:)

http://funnybirthdayquoteshq.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/birthday_cakes_.jpg

04:39 AM Dec 23 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

03:18 AM Dec 23 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ,DEAR MARIANA,

:))))

Have a healty,lovely and happy life ...with perfect moments..with your beloved family and friends..

:)

Seiyf

11:40 PM Dec 20 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

ha-ha.Thanks ,hot cabbage.Your nick is also a good joke for me.

11:32 PM Dec 20 2012

hot-cabbage
China

it's a good joke ,Merry Christmas !

09:53 PM Dec 20 2012

kotlesya

kotlesya
Belarus

Dear, Marian let the upcoming weekend be sparkling for you and your family!

The Christmas is coming !!!! :)))

Belarussian people are lucky because we celebrate two Christmases (the Catholic 25th of December  and the Orthodox 7th of January) 

Christmas Joys

Evergreen boughs that fill our homes
With fragrant Christmas scents,
Hearts filled with the loving glow
That Christmas represents;

Christmas cookies, turkeys stuffed,
Festive holly berry,
Little faces bright with joy,
Loved ones being merry;

Parties, songs, beribboned gifts,
Silver bells that tinkle,
Christmas trees and ornaments,
Colorful lights that twinkle;

Relatives waiting with open arms
To smile and hug and kiss us;
These are some of the special joys
That come along with Christmas.

By Joanna Fuchs

12:58 PM Dec 20 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

dear Mariana,

first of all thanks for remembering me ,

and grettings from Trapani,Italy ..ım working here from 16 dec...

as you said, ı needed some activities :)))

happy weekend and happy Chrtistmas with your wonderful family ,

thanks for understanding me ,

Seiyf

05:23 AM Dec 20 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

MY Dear Marian!

Thanks for your caring friendship!

:)

http://i.123g.us/c/edec_stnicoday/card/109217.gif

11:06 PM Dec 19 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Knuschu,your story is informative.Now I,ll know how to behave at the tea ceremony in England,Ireland and Scotland.Yes,I think it,s good for me that I can drink tea without sugar (less unpleasant moments in the situations you,ve written below).

Thanks for your print.You are very welcome.It is very interesting to get information from different people and from different countries,coz,as you like to say,it spreads our horizon.

08:19 AM Dec 19 2012

knuschu

knuschu
Germany

Nice tea story. Recently I read these: there is a difference, if you are drinking your tea in England, Ireland, or Scotland. If you are invited in England and you need suggar for tea, the housewife takes a very small piece out of the can. In Ireland, the housewife gives you the can and says "Please, help yourselfe". If you think, the tea is not sweet enough in Scotland, the housewife says "I am sure, you don't have already stired" :)

12:03 AM Dec 19 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hello Irene,

Yesterday I noticed that there were 99 entries to my blog.I thought "who will be the 100th?" And it was you,my wise ,beautiful and smart friend from my country.

I adore drinking tea prepared by my friends.And I also like the Irish way better.It tunes in at friendly chatting,hence at pleasantly spending time and high mood.Furthermore,it gives positive emotions that is good for our state of health.

 You made me happy by your words and gifts.Definitely,I won,t miss my cup of tea. THANKS A LOT.

01:29 PM Dec 18 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Moriza, I can't be so cruel so as to deprive you of some pleasure.

So I am sending you some sweets and a nice cup of tea to make you happy.:)

I propose you to read the quote from

In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're sure. You say of course you're sure, really, you don't need a thing. Except they pronounce it ting. You don't need a ting. Well, she says then, I was going to get myself some anyway, so it would be no trouble. Ah, you say, well, if you were going to get yourself some, I wouldn't mind a spot of tea, at that, so long as it's no trouble and I can give you a hand in the kitchen. Then you go through the whole thing all over again until you both end up in the kitchen drinking tea and chatting.

In America, someone asks you if you want a cup of tea, you say no, and then you don't get any damned tea.

I liked the Irish way better.


Don't miss your cup of tea, dear.

Enjoy!

12:44 PM Dec 15 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Dear Moriza, weekend finishes so fast, it's never enough, isn't it?

I love weekends as all people do but  not only for being free from work but also for the feeling of coming meeting with my parents and son's family. I love spending time with them. Such a bliss to have the family safe and sound.

Wish you a lovely Sunday with loved people!

Модница с губной помадой и пудреницей анимация

08:25 AM Dec 15 2012

kotlesya

kotlesya
Belarus

To the beautiful town Mukachevo where beautiful, kind, clever and friendly girl Marian  lives from the city Minsk where somebody called kotlesya lives. ;)

Let each moment be miraculous for you.

Have super Saturday and keep yourself warm!


09:28 PM Dec 13 2012

kotlesya

kotlesya
Belarus

Happy Friday, dear Marian :)

Your nice wishes made my day! Thanks a lot 

I was walking on the streets of  Mukachevo 2010 during my trip over the  Transcarpathia ;) Your city is cosy and friendly. I liked it :)

Have a great weekend :)


11:52 AM Dec 12 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Merci Azizam!:))

Your great comment made me very happy and excited!

I really enjoy of everything of your New Year !

Thanks for  your friendship Marian!

دوستت دارم

Doostat Daram!

10:26 AM Dec 12 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Dear Mahtab,

Warm yourself here, have a lot of happiness and joy.

08:59 AM Dec 12 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hello my Dear Marian!

You are one of my lovely friends!

I wish the best for you and your family!

Have great time my friend!:)

07:19 AM Dec 12 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Dear Seiyf,

If to believe in miracle it obligatory will happen.Thank you for a miracle,s pic.It,s already a miracle for me to know you and some few friends I,ve had a happiness to meet here,on Ebaby.

I,m gratitude to all my friends who come at my page and decorate it with gorgeous pictures and sincere words.You all bring the taste,zest and satisfaction to my life. I love you very much.

06:04 AM Dec 12 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

great winter :))

be happy with its miraculous beauties ..

11:52 AM Dec 11 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Hello Moriza...

Thank you for the wonderful picture.:) I love the comparison with Snow queen. Which woman wouldn't like to be a queen for a while and maybe for the whole life? Still this status is not appropriate for me as I love to live as I wish but not others want me to live.   One thing definitely differs me from that beautiful woman. It's  my hear which is not made of ice.:)

Thank you again. The picture is so sweet and so wintry.:)

Have all days full of pleasant wonders. ♥


Церковь и падающий снег красивая картина анимашка

04:48 AM Dec 08 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

hello dear Mariana,

thanks for beautiful pic,a great house in the snowy forest..its a good idea for spending weekend there,with fresh air and wonderful scenery ...

but we have millions splendid sunlights here...although it is cold...its clear that Snow Queen loves you so much ..more than me...she is very generous for you..and for other friends ,living in the north zone ..

enjoy with white miracle..dont go outside without mittens :)) 

have a beautiful weekend..

Seiyf

01:16 AM Dec 08 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

     _____________________________________---------------------

Eric: My wife said the other day that I,ve done absolutely nothing to help with the    Christmas dinner.Absolutely nothing.

Ernie: What did you say?

Eric: I said,"What!Look at the turkey-- I bought it,I,ve plucked it and I,ve stuffed it!"

Ernie: Good for you!

Eric: Now all she,s got to do is kill it and put it in the oven.

11:37 AM Dec 07 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Thank you Dear Moriza!

It was funny picture!:)

I wish I had those cats at my home!

Shab Khosh (Good Night)

http://www.orkutscrap4u.com/app/webroot/scrap/sweet_dreams/cat-sweet-dreams.gif

07:20 AM Dec 07 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

My dear Irene,thanks for your print.

Queen,welcome to my friends, list.

 You made me smile,nice girls, by your jokes.

06:23 AM Dec 07 2012

Kween

Kween
South Africa

Me: can you write in the dark? Mom: I can try why? Me: I want you to sign my report card