Humour and jokes--lets laugh together

My friend think he's smart. He said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I threw a watermelon at his face

Hi dear Moriza,

I've just dropped from the clouds to leave my print here.:)

Be always smiling!

Happy weekend!

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

:)

Good Friday and nice to meet you too, my  dear Marian. :)

Your name sounds tender and unusual.

Is it Марианна in Russian? As I guess you live in the Western part of Ukraine, do you? My home city is in the Eastern part of Ukraine ( about 120 km away from the Azov sea) Have you even been at Azov Sea?

Glad to have you among my friends.

I'm looking forward to hear from you in any time ;)

Merry dophins for you, aren't they amazing creations?

Dear sweet Moriza, thank you for warming my soul  with your words. Most of us are  here for friendship and communication. I am lucky and happy to have you as my dear friend.

Mukachevo is sparkling with snow now.:) What a bliss! I love winter!

My dear, may day- to-day  everybody beside you see your beautiful smiling face bright and happy.:)

Thank you. ♥

Dear, Moriza and warm hello to my home-country, my lovely Ukraine:) 

In any time you have a strong desire to wish me a nice day or just say something on my blog do it without hesitations. You are always welcome!!! 

Let's be friends. It would be perfect if you let me know your real name ;)

This treat is for you. Bon appetit!

Hello My Dear Moriza!

It would be so nice if you could come to Iran but as long as you're not ready to come here I will introduce you everything about Iran!

Places , foods , people and everything else you want!:)

Who knows?

Maybe I will come to Ukraine to visit you and my Dear Sister Irene very soon!:)

Be happy and take care of you my Dear!

Thanks for every word and picture you send to me!:)

Dear Mahtab,

I,ve repeatedly got an invitation to visit Iran to get acquanted with your customs,traditions,peope,religion and beautiful sightseeings.Unfortunatly,I can,t do it.Maybe in future...

If such opportunity happens to me,i,d be glad to taste your traditional breakfast and desserts (with these 2 i could familiarize thanks to you) and all other dishes too.

 Many thanks for your sincere words,pics and wishes.

With my wishes for you i,ll come to your page.

Sobh be Kheir azizam!

(Good Morning My Dear)

Vaghti Farsi minevisi man ra shad mikoni!

(You make me happy when you write Farsi!)

Sonbhaneye Irani Baraye shoma!

(The Iranian Breakfast for You!):)

Thank you ,Seiyf for a beautiful weekend and for a wonderful place of your country.

dear Moriza,

life is beautiful with wonderful places ..its from my country..Cottoncastle-Pamukkale..

have a beautiful weekend ..

Seiyf

Knuschu,

Thanks for sweets.I,m glad that they could appear after missing.Your cake is nice and tasty (I guess).Exactlier I,ll say after I,ll bake the same at home (the same shape and I,ll decorate it in the same way).

here the missed sweets for Moriza from my last commend

"we are good friends,always remember that if you fall,I,ll pick you up after I finish laughing." :))

hello Mariana,

today ,ı heard this nice quote from one of my friends...so true...and we need friends,like these..we need their helps,supports and cares ...therefore, Life is beautiful with friends...

have a beautiful Sunday :)

Seiyf.

P.S. I kept my promise :) I returned to Ebaby .

Hello Knuschu,

I,m very glad you could join .Our meeting wasn,t full without you.You are always welcome.Thanks for your presents.

Life is a gift we are given.Very often we don,t value it because of failures,dissapoitments.We forget that we live only once and we are to do as much as possible.This virtual world is an integral part of our real one.And it is so good that we can communicate here,exchange opinions,to support,to advice,to give and to get...

We should always try to see or to find smth positive in all our existence.

And just this world helps us to do it,as for me.

Nice weekend for you and your family!

Dear Moriza, many thanks for inviting for sweets and to letting me be a part in these appreciated group of friends!

I do not want to come empty-handed - here my last birthday cake (I afraid, you will rename your blog) ;-)

Thank you my Dear friend!

You are special!

Dear Moriza, thank you for the wonderful continuation of the feast.

So sweet of you! ♥

Have a bright weekend.

Irene

To all my friends

Irene,dear,you,ve sent me such big  and delicious cake!Thank you and many hugs in return!But I can,t eat it alone.From your permission, I,d like to invite my virtual friends to try it too.

 Everyone who wants sweet cake and has a desire to meet a lot of ebabian,s friends,come in and help yourself!

 Irene,you are a queen and the hostess here. Mahtab,(my incredible friend),Seiyf (I appreciate you very much),Jujanka (my young and beautiful friend),Julito (you are superb),The Last Joke (my gifted friend),Snoopyboy (perfect boy),Kotlesya and Olia (marvelous and great girls),Knuschu (serious man),Mess (strict and smart teacher)...Hm,maybe I have to stop-no more cake. I welcome all of you-help yourself and have an unforgettable time.

 Irene,you are unbelievable!

Dear Moriza, thanks a lot for the charming birthday greetings. ♥

May every day bring you lots of sweetness!

A cake for my dear friend. :)

Irene

Dear, Moriza 

Thanks for visiting my page. I'm glad you like my love story ;)

You are always welcome :)

Your welcome my Dear!

:)

Let,s come with me.There is no time to explain.

THANK YOU TOO FOR UNDERSTANDING ,SUPPORTING AND WISHES.

Thank you my Dear Moriza!

For nice comment and beautiful yellow rose!

I love it!:)

Shad bashi Dooste Azizam! (Be happy my Dear friend!)

You are so lovely Moriza!

Dear Moriza!

I know you for short time but I feel I'm close to you!

Thanks for being my friend!

I saw you profile has new things!

Its beautiful!:)

Be happy and take care of you!

What a marvelous view! Really breathtaking! Of course,I,d like to be there  and enjoy the beauty, touching and seeing  and smelling it.But only one variant is accessible for me--visualization (better than nothing).

Thanks a lot, an extraodinary man!

dear Moriza ,

its very nice and sunny weather here,in this sweet autumn..its unusual and extraordinary weather..especially near seaside ..fresh air and waves ..:)

have a lovely and sunny Sunday :))

Seiyf 

Carpe Diem ;)

thanks Moriza, 

for Saturday Coffee ,

its delicious and hot in this cold Autumn day .

Blessed Saturday ,

Seiyf

Hi Moriza,

Another joke  that was told by my student.:)

A woman has bought some tea for reducing her weight.

'It must be great with cakes.', she thought.  :)

Have a sweet weekend!