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Moriza

Moriza

Ukraine

October 26, 2012

I decided to start this issue,and my intention is to unite all those who loves

humour and jokes.Welcome and share your funny stories!

Let,s have fun and laugh together.

I want to open this blog with a joke that was sent by my good friend from Morocco after he heard about my idea.

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Girl: I,m in a big trouble!

Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!

Boy: Oh,well,all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don,t have one.

Boy: Well,then buy one.

Girl: Can,t afford one.

Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.

Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse

        come to the trap.

Girl: I don,t have any cheese.

Boy: Ok,then take a piece of bread and put some oil in it  and put it in the

       trap.

Girl: I don,t have oil.

Boy: Well,then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don,t have bread.

Boy: Then what the fuck is that mouse doing at your house???

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05:06 AM Nov 16 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

EVERYBODY HAS THEİR OWN GAME ON PC :))

I SAID SORRY ..LOL :)) JUST FUNNY PICS :))

05:01 AM Nov 16 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

SORRYYY LADIES !!!!!!!

03:57 AM Nov 16 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

WOW!

Congrats!

Learning persian is not easy for you!

Of course you write in english alphabets and if you wanted to learn our alphabets it could be so hard!

Anyway please ask me everything you want about our language!

I heard there are many persian words that have come from Russian to our language!

Does your friend know them?

I have found 2 words!

استکان= Estekan= стакан
سماور = Samavar = самовар


That dessert's name is "sholeh zard"!:)

Nice to meet you again Dear Moriza!

01:38 AM Nov 16 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Happy day, Moriza! ♥

flowers art

01:20 AM Nov 16 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

                     At the chemist,s shop

One day a man went into a chemist,s shop.He saw the chemist and asked him,"Have you anything for a headache?"

The chemist  said,"I have a very good medecine." Then he took  a small bottle from a shelf.He held it under the man,s nose and opened it.

It was not a great pleasure for the man,coz tears came to his eyes an ran down his face.He could not speak and he didn,t like the medicine.

"What did you do?"he said when he could speak again.

"Well,I didn,t do anything bad,"said the chemist."You wanted smth for your headache,didn,t you?That medicine has helped you,hasn,t it?"

"No,it hasn,t,"said the man."It,s my wife that has the headache,not me!"

"Oh,I,m so sorry!"said the chemist."Next time please tell me more about about the medicine you want.And I,ll ask you more questions before giving you smth."

10:31 PM Nov 15 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hello Mahtab,

Yes,I learn your language.I don,t want to say that am going to know it perfectly,just some important and main words and phrases.I have a note-book fulled of persian words and sentences which I use when write  you.From time to time my friend send me a set of new words,or I ask him to translate something into persian.My knowledge of your language is limited,but I do some steps to supplement it a little.It,s all.

Thanks for persian dessert--it looks very tasty.

All the best!

08:46 AM Nov 15 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hello Dear Moriza!

Every time you write me the persian comment ,you surprize me !:)

Are you learning persian language or your friend just writes comments for you and you send to me?:)

Anyway that poem about falling leaves in autumn was GREAT!

Thank you!Kiss

I want to offer you a persian dessert!

Enjoy it with your friend!:)

Happy Friday my Friend!

06:31 AM Nov 15 2012

Seiyf

Seiyf
Turkey

12:06 AM Nov 15 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I,m thankful for...on Thanksgiving".

Little Timothy wrote, "I,m thankful that I,m not a turkey."

08:25 AM Nov 14 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

08:11 AM Nov 14 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

05:22 AM Nov 14 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Hello Moriza, it's a real miracle. Maybe you don't know or don't feel but I am a white witch. Once an extrasensory individual told me that while examining me.:)  Not bad, yeah? :)

04:53 AM Nov 14 2012

troy17

troy17
Turkey

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

04:49 AM Nov 14 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Hello Irene,

I share your love to nights,to the magic world of nights.You won,t believe,just yesterday I have been looking for a similar pic (I had an image in my head),but didn,t find. And a little later I ,ve got it from you.Isn,t it a miracle?

Thanks so much.It,s splendid!

04:20 AM Nov 14 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Hahaha

Cool!

03:36 AM Nov 14 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

12:59 PM Nov 13 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Hello Moriza,

Thanks a lot for the wonderful comment and a dragon fly which made my profile shiny and airy.:)

I love nights. They make me feel an owner of the Universe, of course, after God.:) What can be more beautiful than the starry sky?

Here is a little more gorgeousness for you to watch and to fly far away where there is a magical world of nights.

Good night, Moriza.

Happy days ahead!

Irene

http://cf2.thingd.com/default/297824217_f61f3f6b6483.jpg

10:00 AM Nov 13 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Salam Azizam!

Hamishe shad va salamat bashid!:)

Doostet daram!


WoW! Thanks for writing in persian and beautiful yellow flower!

Finally you did it!:)

08:14 AM Nov 11 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

По моему дорогому другу!:)

Is it right?!

Anyway!

Its for my Dear Moriza!:)

04:58 AM Nov 11 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Pete,aged 9 years: Is it true? Dad,I heard that in China,a man doesn,t know his wife until he marries.

Roger,his father: That happens everywhere,son,everywhere!

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 USA

Texan: "Where are you from?"

Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "Ok,where in California do you come from,Jackass?"

09:35 AM Nov 10 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOW!!!!!!!

You surprized me Moriza!!!!

Thank you my Dearest!

Please say my Hello to your persian friend!

Have a great weekend!

Love You!!!!Kiss

02:19 AM Nov 10 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Yes,Irene, Ebaby is a cool and great site.It ,s given us an opportunity to find and keep in touch with really valuable and incredible people,with people which make our life sweeter,more beautiful and more positive,they fill our days with gladness and warm,nice feelings,they make us to do smth to develop and improve ourselves,they touch our hearts and minds,they help us to move to the "stars"...

"Human nature is real only when a man is in communication and in unity with another man."

Special thanks for the notes by Mother Tereza.I very well know them,but it was pleasant to receive them from you. Your flowers are wonderful too-thanks one more time.

Friendship is a doing thing. Stay in touch.

With love,Moriza

01:35 AM Nov 10 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Lol Moriza, you made  me laugh. Great jokes! :)))

Here is another joke for my friends.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Moral: Never leave Ebaby, dear friends, coz I want you back! ♥

01:05 AM Nov 10 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Good morning, Moriza.:)

Another day has come. May it be one of the best for  you as well as lots of others.

What is life? Who could define it better than  Mother Teresa? Really, life is life...

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.”

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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10:25 AM Nov 09 2012

Moriza

Moriza
Ukraine

Knuschu,very funny jokes,really,you made my evening---thanks so much.

(By the way,you haven,t mentioned about Irene-what the matter ?)

One more joke.

            It Was Too Dark

Mother: Johny,I left 2 pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning: I see there is only one piece there.Where is the other?Can you tell me?

Johny:  It was too dark,mummy,I couldn,t see the other piece.

      An Active Generation

Son:  Mummy,do you remember that old vase that has been handed down from generation to generation in our family?

Mother: Yes,dear,what about it?

Son:  Well,it has been broken by this generation.

10:11 AM Nov 09 2012

knuschu

knuschu
Germany

Two further backery jokes allowed? (because of the seets) ;-)

The customer to the baker: "These rolls are from yesterday! I want rolls of today!" The baker: "Then you have to come tomorrow"

The customer angry: "10 years ago, these bread costs 2 Euro less!" The salesgirl asks the baker: "Do we have a bread of 2002?"

05:51 AM Nov 08 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi my Dear!

Pictures are not important!

Just your kind words can make me so happy!

Anyway I want to ask do you paste pictures from internet on your comments?

Its justt possible by Internet pictures and sometimes it only works in IE ( Internet Explorer)!

I'm sure you can do it very soon!

Have a shiny weekend!:)

04:20 PM Nov 07 2012

troy17

troy17
Turkey

have a beautiful day :)

10:26 AM Nov 06 2012

firar

firar
Turkey

Yes, I laughed so much because of this joke. Thanks Moriza.

12:26 PM Nov 05 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

knuschu, no dispute about cooking.:))) Just say to a woman, "Thank you", if you like it or not.Wink

Once I cooked something my son didn't like. He was about 5 years old. He finished everything I'd proposed to him, and sighing said, "Thanks Mommy, it was not tasty at all.Frown" It was funny to hear that because it's considered  politely in my family to say , "Thank you. It was very tasty."