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November 20, 2007

1)I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won"t make you cry

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can"t have them

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

6) Don"t waste your time on a manwoman, who isn"t willing to waste their time on you

7) Just because someone doesn"t love you the way you want them to, doesn"t mean they don"t love you with all they have

8) Don"t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10) Don"t cry because it is over, smile because it happened

12:28 AM May 15 2008

dorothy1028
China

Hello ,my boy ,you looks  like my good friend , and i am glad to see you .

12:43 AM Mar 24 2008

Doris916

Doris916
China

there is  an accidental  opportunity ,i come here.

 haha``i think there is something ,that  is very    marvellous.

 

 thev' love ' is very classic.....

 

November 20, 2007

1)Important to learn a second language

A family of mice was being chased by abig cat.Fathermouse jumped and said,Bow-Wow! The surprised cat ran away scared.

what was that,father?  asked the baby mouse.

well,son,that is why it is important to learn a second language.

2)Wherever i touch, it hurts

A man goes to the doctor and says,  Doctor,wherever i touch,it hurts.

the doctor asks,  what do you mean?

The man says,  when i touch my shoulder,it really hurts.If i touch myknee-ouch!when i touch my forhead,it really,reallyhurts.

the doctor says,  Ihnow what is wrong with you -you have broken your finger!

3)What can i do?

two hunters are out in the woodswhen one of themcollapsed.He does not seem to be breating and his eyes are glazed over. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.He gasps,  my friend is dead!what can i do? The operator says, Calm  down,i can help.First,let us make sure he is dead.

There is a silence,then a shot is heard.Back on the phone,the guy says,Ok,now what?

4)Whose father is the stronger

WIll and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said,Well,you know the Pacific OCEAN?My father was the one who dug the hole for it.

Bill was not impressed,Well,that is nothing.You know the Dead Sea?My father was the one who killed it!!