Snoopy is in the loop :)

Snoop..I'm just another cog in the machine..but you...YOU have the potential to carve out a niche ;) 

Hey Butta you are exempted from having to go through all those stages, your resume is way too buff.

Orchestra, your story gave me hope :), it's thrilling just like the other Saturday I experienced ;)

Yeah!)) I totally got you) The same stuff was happening when the date of my bachelor's diploma defense was forthcoming and I suddenly figured out that nothing substantional had been done! Oh, that crazy night on the eve of that! All paper work had been done for 6 hours.. and a few more time was taken for speech tweaking and PowerPoint presentation having done.. However, against all odds, I finally  got the highest mark, getting me over the moon))

So, man, please take my kind advice. I don't think you should take it too much serious.  Because, you know, the more you feel stressed and worried about such a big deal, the less impressive and confident you may look and appear. Just stay accurate, charismatic, as you are, and deeply firm of your success! That seems to be the key to me)) .

Btw, your last words, like "I'll fry their asses !" are awesome! Keep it up! And CEO is not bad idea! If you can, leave me a vacancy of a cleaner in case I'm skipped out on at my current work))

And tell us, which way it has ended up! i' m kinda burning with curiosity))

BIG words for someone who hasn't done anything remotely administrative for years :)

Perhaps I should start again from the bottom up, and the only way to do it is to learn from the best ;) Lesya and you seem to have the exact qualifications to gain capability.

Butta, Our Company doesnt embrace the glass ceiling theory, you two are members of the trustees. I need your approvals to validate the suggestions I put forward :). you are cleary overqualified for the meager post of Administrative assistant.

You should have used your whole bag of tricks, snoop. Why didn't you introduce two of your most dedicated executive secretaries  ;)  Instead of cutting you off, perhaps Jason would have perked up his ears zu listen to your track record more patiently if you had brought up Lesya's and my name ;) ( Jost joking ) Oh yeah, the CEO chair is just about the right seating accommodation for you snoop ;)

heyyy! :)

Lesya, Butta I appreciate your comments but I think you two have taken your flatteries a little too far. Come on a CEO? A commoner like me will never amount to anything and I don’t want to fantasize about things that I will never be able to achieve. I understand you were being kind but ..come on, a CEO? A C..E… ohhhhh! :) mmm wait a minute , let me sink it all in, let me close my eyes and breath this negative thought out. What if I were a CEO?

I’d slowly rock in my ergonomic executive chair “damn! Those are comfortable , I should get two and set them on my patio ;)”. I’m smiling, relishing the idea that I just made the best decision ever in yesterday’s meeting, the board was very proud of me. The company’s profit is soaring, my daughter’s first day at school went smoothly, I’m in better shape now then I was 10 years ago, life’s good. What is that in that cup? Coffee? Freshly brewed with Irish cream in it? How did it end up on my desk? Oh I know, my assistant put it there!. What’s my agenda for today’s like? (humming and whistling ) round of golf at 5, date night with wife later, well pretty light day I needed that. ( yawns) so I get up to stretch and gaze out my window , I see two lads looking up and pointing at me, and thanks to my sharp skills in sign language I’m able to read their lips, they’re saying “ Dude, I think he’s the CEO man” “ Oh, give me a break , how do you know” “ Dude, check out his tux, these don’t come cheap man” .

Oh yeah! A CEO I can see myself now being interviewed by  Ebaby staff ;)

Jason: “Thanks for your time Mr. Chairman Snoopy. But before we wrap up I’ll ask you…”

Snoopyboy: “ I know, I know, you want me to high-five you and say English,baby! , alright let’s do it”

Jason& snoopyboy : “ English,baby!!”

Snoopyboy: “And if you’re watching this video, I encourage you to like this lesson and comment and…”

Jason: “err… we’re off the air, I’m afraid your last sentence won’t feature in the lesson”

Lesya, you’re right, after completing this class I’ll get promoted to a tougher one :)

Butta- my group peers had better step up or they’ll have to pass through my 5 stages of fury ;)

Thanks for comments, you know I was kidding. :)

Happy to see you involved, snoop  :)

 What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing  (Aristotle)

 If I remember correctly it was you who wrote in an earlier blog about the well known phrase: Practice makes perfect ; ) And I bet my buttons your tutor only had this in mind when she assigned you guys on the group project. It’s the inner dynamic of How to overcome the arrogance of  "Gee, i don't have time for this" and the democratic process of how to disagree and resolve such disagreements with open communication skills ( it's the basic key to success). I always enjoyed such group projects because I gained a lot of knowledge from my team members. Your little scenario reminded me about the 5 stages a group passes through while developing into something called „ High team performance“

 First and foremost it's the „Forming or coming together". Then there’s the „Storming or conflict resolution“ ( which is obviously the stage you find yourself in right now)..after that you’re ready for „Norming or working out the rules“ which will finally lead you to the „performing  or in plain English „getting the job done“ stage. Ultimately the last one can be emotion packed or a relief, depending on the people as “the breaking up“ puts an end to a hopefully fruitful time ;) 

I believe for your instructor the presentation is only secondary.What she cares about is the ability to listen to each other and find mutual acceptable resolutions for the issue. Pretty much like in life ;) It's nice to see you're already determined enough to motivate your group peers for the sake of the group goal. 

 I agree with Lesya..there's success in the air ;) I like the idea of you sitting in a CEO chair giving advises to all Ebabians ;) Just be yourself and you’re going to survive, snoop. 

Good luck..you can do it :) Oh..one more thing ;) Please don’t forget to drag yourself away from the des kor computer to get a little Vitamin D from the dappled sunlight. It works its magic all by itself ;)

“Learning is the eye of the mind”  or “It is never too late to learn”

Your humorous story would be without problem included into the famous Russian humorous TV serial “Yeralash”  : ) It shows short funny movies about the teachers, students and generally about  school life.

When I have read “Snoopy is in the loop : )” I was sure it was not text but it was a movie with well-written  scenario. ;)

 Snoopy, have you ever had a thought to attend classes of the scriptwriters? :D The additional certificate will never be spare in life ; ) 

Jesus! :) You have got an experience to appear suddenly on the local news channel?!  :D ( I got your joke )  This idea is full of bright humour and advice how to attract  the attention of the right people : D  

I got the humour along the story. ;) 

As I assume these business class you attend is something like the extension courses which will give you the chance to get a promotion afterwards, is not it?  : )

 After some time Snoopy-businessman will figure in the media :D  and even  eBaby will create a lesson about  CEO Snoopyboy :D  to learn  his new ideas :D

 Happy studying dear friend