A monologue of a poor doggy 2012-10-29

My name is Wolf for I have a talented owner who is always on the prowl for new and unusual names for her pets. I’m a good doggy at home. And you might think I lead a happy life every day, right? Wrong! I am going to tell you why.
     First of all, I am bored, bored, and bored. Have you ever thought what may a dog do all day? The answer is nothing. Nothing at all! My owner is busy in her studying all the time. You know, she has to be away from home all day, going to school and doing her part-time jobs. After returning home, she still needs to finish her homework and then she immerses in her digital world, accustomed to instant messaging, surfing the internet, listening to music and watching television simultaneously, even never once turning her head and glancing at her little poor doggy. So what am I supposed to do? Sure. I can watch the house or apartment. It’s as easy as watching the paint dries or the grass grows. But that’s so boring, isn’t it. So every time when my owner come back, I get so excited,barking, jumping and running around as if I am very happy. But she will never know it is because I was so bored all day. If I am lucky, she would take me for a walk after supper.
    The second thing I have to mention is the food. I eat the same food, meal after meal, day after day, week after week and month after month. SOS! Who can hear my screaming and yelling in mind, "Help, help me!" My dear owner, would you like to eat the same thing day by day? Of course not. So why do you think your little darling doggy will like it? I don't want to eat dogfood anymore. I hate it.
    Another thing - television. I wonder why my owner could watch such stupid programs, hour after hour and night after night. Are there any programs for dogs on television? No, not a single one. So what can I do? What else can I do but napping? So I sleep. I’m not lazy. I am bored.