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0yamada0

0yamada0

Thailand

June 23, 2007

Kiss>A Computer Geek Gets Lucky

Two computer geeks were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The first computer geek replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second computer geek nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

 

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SurprisedTrue Friend?

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

One of the guys takes out a pair of 'Nikes' from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look on his face exclaims, 'Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?'

His friend replies: 'I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.'

 

 



 

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10:59 AM Jun 25 2007

0yamada0

0yamada0
Thailand

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