chennianci921

I'm from China. I'm a high school student.My English name is Keats.I have a dream to go abroad.So I want to make friends with foreigner.My Chinese name is Chen Nianci.

now I want to tell a  joke story to your here. The name is  "American Soldier"

    An American soldier,　serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense　action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and　was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier　walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.

The only unoccupied　seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was　being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am,　may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the　soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of　people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked　away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down　to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the　dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired. The　English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only　are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say　anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out　the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked　and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.　An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir,　you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You　eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong　side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the　window."
By Keats