candy小二黑

firstly.i apologize for my lose words that write three stories everday.i want  not to say any reasons.because it is a excuse for any expanation.

the first : a cow or a horse

a visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions.he pointed to an annimal in the field."why that cow doesn't have any horns."he wanted to know.

"well" said the farmer."there are three reasons that why the cow may not have any horns.some cows are born without horns;some cows lose their horns if they are sick.and i cut the horns of some cows to keep them from hurting the persons.but the reason why that cow doesn't have any horns that that cow is a horse."

the second:to ask for leave

"do you want another day off"snorted the office manager to the clerk.i'm anxouse to hear what excuse you have this time.you have been off for your grandfather's fannural four times already."

"this time my grandma married again." replied the clerk.

the third:do me a favour

a machanic was very busy when i took my car in for repairs.so i setteled down in the waiting room with a book i'd brought along.the machinic was in and out answing calls.at one pointed he stopted and looked at me"would you do me a favour and fliped back some pages when someone comes in.that way it won't looked as if you stay here all the day."

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