CONDITIONAL GAME (just for very clever)

Studing English I've come across this difficult grammar section:- 1° – 2° – 3° conditional. Aldough I find the first conditional pretty easy I can't say the same forthe 2° and the 3°..
Let's start with some examples:
First conditional: IF I HAVETIME, I'LL GO THERE or  IF I DON'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WON'T HAVE A HEADEACHE
Second conditional:- IF I HAD TINME, I WOULD GO THERE or IF I DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A HEADACHE
Third conditional:- IF I HAD HAD TIME, I WOULD HAVE GONE THERE or IF I HADN'T DRUNK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A HEADACHE
 
Now, the game consists in write the first part of a phrase and complete the previous half
example:-
 
If I have time…

If the word if had never existed, then It would be a language at all.

If the world is not revolving,......

if you hadn't participated to an intensive sex educational classes for 3 years you wouldn't have such interesting practice now i think

If flowers could tell us what they think about humanity, They would probably know the roots of all human in this world.

If all nation sing while walking hand on hand,.......

  If all nation sing while walking and joining their hands, there will be peace all over the world .

    I your dentist  charged you unreasonable price….

If the sun had told me it was fed up with warming the Earth I would have told it to give us one more chance because we need it.

When the garbage men are tired of picking up all of the trash…

If I could fly, ....
I would have done it for years

If we  could live for ever.. 

I f all good things lasted forever and a day, it would be great that there is no problemand everything is fine.

If ryabinuska is a filipino citizen,......

I f all good things lasted forever and a day, it would be great that there is no problemand everything is fine.

If ryabinuska is a filipino citizen,......

if you had found your favourite olive oil in the supermarket that morning you shouldn't spend all that day in searching of dressing for your salad

If wishes were horses…......

if wishes were horses , i would kill em one by one ….......(i never wished somethin n got it)

if i were a bird….............