CONDITIONAL GAME (just for very clever)

Studing English I've come across this difficult grammar section:- 1° – 2° – 3° conditional. Aldough I find the first conditional pretty easy I can't say the same forthe 2° and the 3°..
Let's start with some examples:
First conditional: IF I HAVETIME, I'LL GO THERE or  IF I DON'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WON'T HAVE A HEADEACHE
Second conditional:- IF I HAD TINME, I WOULD GO THERE or IF I DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A HEADACHE
Third conditional:- IF I HAD HAD TIME, I WOULD HAVE GONE THERE or IF I HADN'T DRUNK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A HEADACHE
 
Now, the game consists in write the first part of a phrase and complete the previous half
example:-
 
If I have time…

If I were a bird i would fly to the warmer place, because it's awfully cold spring in Moscow now (u-u-u-f-f-f-f)

If we didn't have air….......

if we didnt have air , we wouldnt be alive ofcourse….

if i were in the USA…...

if today were a rainy day , i would love it ….(i consider rainy dayz romantic dayz)

if the one i love were in love with me….......

if there were  no different nations and religions on earth, .......it's highly lakely wouldn't be so many stupid wars among people.

If there were less stupid bad people in the world ....

if we had too much knowlegde , we wouldnt live on earth anymore.

if u were a handsome guy…....

     If I had been  a handsome guy, I would have had a beautiful girlfriend :)

      I could have run away if….

You could have run away if you had lots of feet.

If you were a centipede,.................

if i were you, i would tell more and more my friends to be here!

If mean  were not constantly telling women that men are always right, then women would be probably always right than men.

If women were not so jealous about men,......

If I found a penny on the floor, i would take it, bury into the earth, water and wait.  In a day there would be a tree with lots of pounds on it.

If you see a tree with coins instead of leaves on it….....